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You've just dog diddly done it. 

1. A somewhat more grave way of saying "you fail".
2. A way of saying when someone has taken it too far.
Plane Captain: Oops, we've just lost both engines.
Co-pilot: You've just dog diddly done it.

Driver: Oops, I think I just hit an old lady crossing the street.
Passenger: You've just dog diddly done it.

Guy: Oops, I got drunk last night, mistook your girlfriend for mine and slept with her.
Friend: You've just dog diddly done it.

Guy: Oops, I spilt coffee on my brand-new nine-hundred-dollar laptop.
Girl: You've just dog diddly done it.

Hunter 1: Oops, I mistook the game warden for a deer and shot him.
Hunter 2: You've just dog diddly done it.

done dog diddly done 

A phrase similar to destroyed , ruined , wrecked, gg'd. Simply put, the "thing" the phrase is being directed to simply means it's done.
"look at this misses throwing up on george street, she's fucking done dog diddly done deaded

diddley dog simple 

Something really easy to finish or complete
This project is diddley dog simple, so you should be able to get it done ASAP.
diddley dog simple by colbyco July 12, 2009
When a man ties his dick into the shape of a balloon animal in front of a hidden camera in an air bnb
"Yo dude check out Jerry he's doin a Diddy Dog live on Grinder".
Diddy Dog by DonutsareBagels February 3, 2025

diddle the dog 

Often used sarcastically, a reference to endeavoring to pleasure your canine in a sexual manner.
My dad used to lament, when he’d struck out with any available females, that he would instead “just go home and diddle the dog” for some fun.
diddle the dog by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Dog Diddy 

Special nickname for anyone who fucks dogs.
Person 1: Ayyye, look, Dog Diddy's at it again!!
Person 2: Ugh, such a fuckin' creep. We gotta call the cops and report this guy to the SPCA again....
Dog Diddy by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025