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diddlewink 

verb: when you laugh so hard that a tiny amount of urine escapes, but not quite enough to be considered peeing your pants/wetting yourself.
Person 1: that joke was SO funny!
person 2: did you diddlewink?
Peron 1: yea, THAT funny.
diddlewink by Mugaloogs April 29, 2010
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diddlywonker

One whomst'd wonks your diddly.
Macers is Jeff's diddlywonker. She wonks his diddly regularly.

Diddlytwinks 

A gay strip club located in a cave in the Red Rocks Canyon outside Las Vegas. Frequented by delinquents and frat boys, the strippers have the floppiest vadges outside of Thailand. There is also a restaurant. The featured dish is the famed Noodle Dome, where spaghetti and blow jobs come together in perfect harmony. The owner of Diddlytwinks also runs the Sphynx business to keep up revenues during the winter.
"You coming to Diddlytwinks tonight?"
"If that's not a gay strip club, I don't know what is."
Diddlytwinks by Julian Del Cuatro January 21, 2009

Diddlehunkin

A medium grade sex act. More than "Making love," but less than a "Pounding."
My buddy was caught diddlehunkin his girlfriends mom last night.
Diddlehunkin by mj8946 August 5, 2009

Diddlewack 

noun - one who is unbalanced because of a circumstances of his own creation. ie: self sabotage
If you weren't such a diddlewack your life would be more happy.
Diddlewack by Ryverosx July 13, 2010

Diddlewantch 

A diddlewantch is when you cum in the middle of class for no reason and it's just out of nowhere.
person 1: "yo fam why did you leave the class out of nowhere?"
person 2: "I had a diddlewantch"

DiddleWiddle 

Person1:DiddleWiddle So Cool
Person2:ikr
DiddleWiddle by Jolten October 6, 2018
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