piddlewink

1: A large and abnormally hard penis.
2: A huge gun with a lot of firepower.

"Suck on my piddlewink!"
"The second I pulled out my piddlewink, that guy was on the floor crying for mercy!"

by ST, Joco and Crook May 22, 2006

Piddledicking

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.

Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!

by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

piddlywinks

The act of making a piddle, also known as 'taking a leak', or 'unleashing the golden dragon'.

"Ah man! Too much soda!! Must make piddlywinks!"

by Zeromus-Prime October 23, 2007

Piddledick

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.

Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!

by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008

Piddlywink

A car with one headlight out. Often mistaken for bikes from far away on dark nights.

Better get that piddlywink fixed at JiffyLube!

by wanowa November 24, 2013

piddlywink

A pidlywink is a little cute squimer at first but then turns uitno a shlong bot

"Awww look at the little piddlywink i just wanna squeeze its head until its bowels empty and i rip out its intsetines and reverse sidewinder the piddlywink out of it."

by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

Puddlewink

The act of secretly peeing on someone in the shower. When you happen to shower with your spouse or significant other and you have to pee, yet you are not comfortable enough to tell them your going to pee in the shower. So you have to find a way to pee without them knowing. Not to be confused with a Doodlewink which is pooping in the shower with your significant other.

Yesterday I went to Toms house and we took our first shower together. I drank to much Gatorade before hand. While I was in the shower I had to attempt my first puddlewink but he caught the yellow stream on the tub floor.

by Puddle Winking April 18, 2021