did't 

A phrase that foreigners like Wingiu and "devil's advocate" from bigpackets say when they mean "didn't"

FG devil's advocate: lol
FG devil's advocate: you did't know :)

Wingiu: i did't do that

did't by F17-- April 19, 2018

i ain't did nothin 

What every black person says as they are getting chased down and arrested.

"Dawg..I ain't did nothin!...what I did?!"

Police: why did you run?
Negro: I was scared man! I ain't did nothin!

i ain't did nothin by Sick of em all January 13, 2014

I ain't gone done did a thing 

without hesitation, if you get trampled over a scuffle with a toothless hillbilly and approach him with intentions to confront and resolve a current conflict afflicted upon you, his disturbingly low educated response claims that he absolutely has nothing to do with any remarks or previous actions presented to you.

Cop- hello sir, may i ask a few question?
Tweaked-out Hillbilly- look man, I ain't gone done did a thing dude.
Cop- what are you doing way out here in a shack.. in the middle of the woods.. with PH strips and lots and lots and loootttsss of pseudophede?
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- science project for school.
Cop- sir, you're clearly not in school.
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- Its for my son.
Cop- ..but you're the only one here...
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- he's here spiritually
Cop- Goddammit i dont have time for this!

I ain't gone done did a thing by bulletface May 1, 2015

don’t did

don’t do something you’ve already done

“i texted my ex while i was drunk last night 💀”
“MF DON’T DID!!”

don’t did by urmuthrsluvr July 17, 2021

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did. 

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did. by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

you didn't listen to the album, did ya? 

someone has no idea what the situation is about, but still has the urge to put their oar in.

Niall: “what’s your favorite song of the album?”
Fan: “what a time”
Niall: “ you didn't listen to the album, did ya? ”

you didn't listen to the album, did ya? by whoran June 5, 2021

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

A phrase to respond to an unanswerable question. It comes from a review by Possum Reviews on the homemade movie, "The Goblin." In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on a propane stove. It is never brought up again and has no reason, so Possum repeats it multiple times in the video.

Friend: Why did your parents make you?
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

Why did the goblin turn on the stove? by CakeLiar November 2, 2020