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Man, Dicson is just on another level—straight-up sharp as a knife, always a step ahead, and just naturally brilliant. You ever meet someone who just gets things instantly? That’s Dicson. Whether it’s deep convos or quick wit, they keep up and then some. And don’t even get me started on their dating game—smooth, charming, and actually knows how to treat someone right. They’ve got that rare mix of brains and emotional smarts, making them the kind of person you just want to be around. Being with Dicson isn’t just fun, it’s an experience—engaging, exciting, and just straight-up good vibes. If you don’t know them yet, you’re missing out, because Dicson is that person.
Have you seen “dicson”? Theyre that person
dicson by Wayy2sexy March 8, 2025
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vaginal dissonance

(n) - An unstable combination of women that increases ambient bitchiness. This can occur when the natural vibrating frequencies emitted from one woman's vagina interfere with those of another, causing an unappealing positive feedback (aka vagitation) that attenuates the mood of all women contributing to the dissonance. The intensity of vaginal dissonance is directly proportional to 1) the average distance between each vagina, and 2) the average amplitude of emitted vaginal frequencies, which can vary dramatically between women. It is believed that most documented cases of PMS are actually mistaken episodes of vaginal dissonance.
Bob: "Dude, do not go in that room right now."
Paul: "Why?"
Bob: "Because my sister and her mother-in-law are both in there, and the vaginal dissonance is extreme."
Paul: "Damn...would you like to get a taco or something?"
Bob: "Would I!"
vaginal dissonance by ah_halifax January 6, 2013

cheek disconnect 

The disconnection of a telephone conversation caused by ones cheek inadvertantly pressing on the disconnect button. This is more likely to occur with touchscreen mobile phones.
I was in the middle of an important discussion when I experienced a cheek disconnect. This occurred when my cheek hit the disconnect button on my mobile phone ending my telephone call and my train of thought. Cheek disconnect can also lead to a unigab situation. (see; unigab)
A person that no one can stand. Constantly attempts to make them self look intelligent with made-up facts or figures. Always cuts you off in mid-sentence and corrects you with mis-information. Also tells stories that are improbable or impossible, and are most likely fabricated.

History: the origin of using the word "dickson" is unknown, but in the Mid-Michigan area it's a widespread term for someone you hate, or acts in the manner described above. Typically, when people visit this area of the U.S. they are confused when they begin to hear the term, but once it's understood, they always know someone from their home town that is a "dickson"
I can't stand having to work along side of Jay, he's such a DICKSON!

Have you ever met Dee? She's a friend of my wife's and she's a definite dickson.
dickson by Jamie Duby January 5, 2008

The Dickson 

Half sour, half sprite, black razz, and Jameson. A drink order originating around the year 2008, commonly mistaken for a shot, but no its actually a drink and should come in a glass.
Let me get The Dickson, half sour, half sprite, black razz n Jameson

Bartender: Nah man can't do it. I'm all outta black razz

No worries mate! just sub in razzmatazz, I'm gonna be drinkin these allllllll night.
The Dickson by Flo Str8fire July 3, 2011

tom dickson 

The spokesman for Blendtec, and the famous line "Will it Blend? That is the question."

The spokesman and phrase have taken off in a large way, and even Blendtec merchandise is available such as shirts with the slogan "Tom Dickson is my Homeboy".
Tom Dickson: Will is blend? that is the question"

viewers: YES?!

Tom Dickson: Now don't breath this!
tom dickson by Shortbusguy44 May 29, 2007

ludonarrative dissonance 

What happens when the narrative (story) of a game conflicts with the mechanics (stuff the player does.)
"The cutscene says my character is sensitive and kind... but I just blew off 6 innocent people's heads for the lulz and the game was totally cool with that. There's some serious ludonarrative dissonance going on here."
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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