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Dickwinder 

A chick so ugly/fat that your dick is gasping for air and can't function, like when you are winded from a gut punch etc.
They had re-runs of Roseanne on the other day, that chick is a massive dickwinder!
Dickwinder by Tittysweet September 23, 2015
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Dickwinder 

A chick so unattractive it takes the wind out out of your dick.
Check out the dickwinder over there, she is hideous!
Dickwinder by Tittysweet September 13, 2015

Putin dickrider 

A person from a Western country who admires and praises Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Bob: There Trump goes again, praising Putin.
Joe: What a Putin dickrider!
Putin dickrider by bluesmurf420 October 18, 2016

Dickwicker 

Someone who holds a heated desire for another's penis. Or, someone who flames my dick.
Billy Hombre, "You see that dude, he's such a dickwicker." John John, "Yeah, Ginger Chris' been carrying a flame for your cock'n-ballz for years." Billy Hombre, "Gobble chug'm guzzle spank'n bust (with blow job motion)...that dude so flames my dick."

DickWitter 

Someone that is a complete dick on Twitter. This person will follow large quantities of people in order to build up their follower count, only to unfollow those people at a later time once being followed back. Therefore having a follower to follow ratio of 10:1. It gives the appearance of being more popular than they actually are. Hipster douchebags are usually the ones that practice this dick move.
This guy has 13,863 followers and only follows 127 people. He must be a DickWitter.
DickWitter by DeeZZ September 11, 2012

Dickrider 

a person who is constantly chasing after another person who only cares about themselves, and is there for clout, even when they’re irrelevant and worthless. Then dickriding makes them look desperate and ruins their reputation bc they are a follower
“Look Mary’s being a dickrider again” “Jessica laughs at whatever he says when it’s not funny, she’s such a dickrider”
Dickrider by Chrysanthemum January 12, 2019

Hip Hop Dickriders 

Hip Hop Dickriders listen to whatever is on the radio and music channel, and think it is a tune or think there artists are the best. They listen to songs with no meaning, normally talking about money sex and cars. Overplay the tunes on bus like it's cool, pump in the car. Hip Hop Dickriders also listen to whatever there friends listen to and agree with them. Also people who listen to anything, just want like the beat or the actual chorus, no lyrical skill is intented for a good song anymore. They also think that whoever is in the label at the time is the greatest artist. They don't really listen to the lyrics, just whatever is new and once there song is old, it's not good.

Antonym of Hip Hop Dickrider: Someone who doesn't follow what everyone listens to and actually listen to the music they like, normally the music they could listen to are either old tracks or underground. They like their music because it's important, and the artists express there pain, happiness or anger through there. They could listen to their tracks for ages and cannot get old.
e.g.

Hip Hop Dickrider: You heard Soulja Boy new track blowing em kisses, that's a sick track

Me: Soulja's Boy crap, I listen to Papoose, he's real rap, and has better skills that soulja boy could ever have

Hip Hop Dickrider: Nah Papoose is crap

Me: Have you even heard or listened to Papoose?

Hip Hop Dickrider: No....

Me : So how can he be crap?!

Hip Hop Dickrider: Cause I haven't heard of him, never heard his tracks or he hasn't had a video on a music channel and I know, best music is on the music channel

Me: Then your one of them Hip Hop Dickriders
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