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Dickpalming 

The process of drawing a penis on the palm of your hand and then tricking someone into looking at it.
"Why do you have a dick drawn on your hand?"
"Oh, dude, I was just dickpalming some people. I dickpalmed Robin so hard."
Dickpalming by mothgoo January 30, 2012
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Dickballing 

Ashley! Stop dickballing around!”

D. Sherlock.
Dickballing by J C S Newin October 13, 2018

dickwarming 

The act of penetration between male and female, but not having the sex motion. Just cuddling with your penis inside of her: she keeps your dick warm.
“We were laying in bed, and I skipped it inside. We were dickwarming all night
dickwarming by Nicaddictlol December 6, 2020

Dickalingus 

Playing the skin flute like a pro

Performing fellatio like its a language of love

Polite way of saying blowjob

Opposite of Cunnilingus
Jessica does dickalingus like a second language
Dickalingus by sambomac84 January 16, 2015

dickalingus 

Jessica knows dickalingus its like a second language
dickalingus by sambomac84 January 16, 2015

Dickpacking 

When a girl goes backpacking to «feel free», but actually wants to ride alot of dick without being judged.
I went on dickpacking this summer.
Dickpacking by Johnny Depp December 22, 2019

Dickaling 

A name used to refer to someone with a tiny “Johnson
Here comes that dickaling Jimmy
Dickaling by DatAngryBear February 14, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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