Dickerbatch 

Apples are for bummers like Dickerbatch!

That's right Mr. Dyker, I'm raging and I hate your fat afro-chinned guts!

Expell me please Timmy , I'm ever so naughty!

Ooh, if I send this message I'm sure to get a bumming...

Hopefully...

Um... Dickerbatch? Yeah, it's like this guy with an afro on his chin. Huh-huh-huh!

Go away now! Shave it off, dammit, or I'll set Coghills on ya!

Dickerbatch by Rory Campbell March 9, 2005

Dickaratchi 

A wild beast only found in the forests of Nigeria. Covered head to toe in pubes and makes a distinct fapping noise once alerted of your presence.

Ever heard of the Dickaratchi? It's a evil being which squirts you with acidic cum!

Dickaratchi by DastardlyPoptard October 29, 2019