dickupine

A dickupine is a rather elusive beast. Dickupines are created when a women has had so many penises stuck into her over the years that if they were sticking out she would in fact look like a porcupine. Thus the dickupine was born.

Fred: Did you see Dick Whites wife?
Charles: Yeah she is a total Dickupine.
Fred: I know man I wish females came with the number stamped into their foreheads.
Charles: No kidding at least you would know how many dicks have been in them.

by Pimpintology January 25, 2014

dickvine

The word-of-mouth about mens' penises. The grapevine, but for dicks.

I heard through the dickvine that Joey over there's a pretty tiny customer.

by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013

dickcline

When you whip it out on a bitch and then immediately re-sheathe your massive churro so she cannot even take one bite.

"Dude I totally dickcline d this girl yesterday, she was fucking ugly"

by baby churro_69 January 7, 2020

Dickipline

Discipline with that dick

My girl was acting up so I had to dickipline her right quick

by Titnuggets April 17, 2016

Dickpire

One who only sucks dick at night.

Dude 1-"I'm not gay! I only suck dick at night!"
Dude 2-"You are like a gay vampire.. You're such a dickpire bro!"

by The one and only Gimpy October 11, 2017

Dickotine

When you put nicotine patches on your balls so when you cum your sperm is infused with nicotine so girls get addicted to sucking your dick.

Quinn: Hey man the dickotine’s been working, she keeps coming back for more.
Drake: Yooo! She’s hooked!

by TreeandZ September 19, 2019

dickpinch

1. A pinch on the tip of the dick.
2. A person that cannot be defined as anything better.

1. "She just fucking dickpinched me!!"
2. "That guy's a total dickpinch."

by Kursten January 3, 2008