Swapping

The act of switching babies for fun.

Chris: hey Collin wanna go Swapping after school?
Collin: hell yeah! lets switch a black baby with a white one today!
Chris: sounds great!

by sawggalicious soul man November 18, 2011

Swapping

Swapping has become common place on various internet forum boards like makeupalley, where women will swap e-coli infested lipsticks and perfume that is watered down with urine. It's a dicey thing to do because you never know if the mascare you swapped for was swabbed with feces.

Dude I was swapping with indig0daisy and she sent me a decant of Giorgio filtered with dog urine and a hair in it.

Beware of swapping with bellydancer she sent me a lipstick covered with bukake.

by Sillage August 2, 2006

swapping the monkey

a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.

wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!

by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013

swapping spit

French kissing; snogging

We'd park by the lake and just swap spit for hours. Swapping spit is so much fun.

by mandingoe May 24, 2004

swapping jake

The act of one man spreading another mans ass cheeks, then proceeding to deficate in the other mans asshole.

Jason spread Robert’s Ass cheeks eagerly so he could shit in his asshole. Swapping jake is what they loved.

by Slyspark March 14, 2018

Swapping sauce

To make out with someone

Yeah dude, last night I was totally swapping sauce with that babe after we went to another room.

by c0smic September 18, 2013

swapping places with the panda

Havin Sex

I don't mind swapping places with the panda

by Giangium September 14, 2009