dickshame
dickshame by da.real.dickshame May 20, 2021
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Dickhater
Dickhater by toa_of_coffee February 8, 2018
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Dickshaw
The name of the act of accepting insertion of a rollerblade wearing man's penis into one's anus and towing him around the room as if in a rickshaw.
Dickshaw by Yeffaham420 October 20, 2009
DickShag
1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.
1. Denzel: Oh you know Jem?
Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?
Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.
Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.
Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.
Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*
*Jem misses a shot*
"DickShag-United"
Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?
Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.
Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.
Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.
Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*
*Jem misses a shot*
"DickShag-United"
DickShag by Brooksie1738 March 22, 2017
Dickspace
Social network for people rejected by Facebook. Frequent users range from Insomniacs to Pornstars. Originally started by Shaktimaan. Main use is for porn and bitching.
Joe: Fuck Facebook, it's a bunch of useless people competing for popularity under the delusion that by winning they actually will get respect.
Shaktimaan: That's why you should join Dickspace! It's for people that want to talk, jack off, and not sleep at the same time!
Shaktimaan: That's why you should join Dickspace! It's for people that want to talk, jack off, and not sleep at the same time!
Dickspace by unrealguy2004 August 6, 2009
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dickscape
When visiting a large sculpture, building, or structure of some sort you take a picture while positioning yourself where your dick in comparison looks the same size or larger.
I've collected dickscapes of myself around the world, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, CN Tower, and even the Burj Khalifa.
dickscape by infosystir March 15, 2016
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