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dicksaur 

when girls get angry they are not actually wanted...
im not a chicksaur your a dicksaur...
dicksaur by super super man October 27, 2009

Dicksurfing 

Comparable to "couchsurfing". It's when you temporarily relocate to someone's else's bed to save money while traveling.
"Samantha rented out her house for a couple weeks while in Europe. Instead of renting a hotel, she went dicksurfing to save money"
Dicksurfing by Shorty Crunk February 4, 2017

Dickosaurus rex 

A person who is the king of all jerks; a complete moron; one who consistently says or does the wrong thing at the wrong time.
'Did you see him knock the cup out of that homeless guy's hand? That guy is a real Dickosaurus rex!'
Dickosaurus rex by enols March 14, 2010

dicksurance 

To bring male enhancement drugs ie. Viagra along on a trip or party to ensure that you will be able to perform sex regardless of your overall condition. These pills are not typically used by the person, but brought as dicksurance in anticipation of the savage debauchery of the event that may render his otherwise functioning penis useless.
Shawn: "Dude, we leave for Vegas in like a week!"
Alex: "I know, it's gonna be wild! I still gotta pick up some dicksurance from my doctor."

Jake: "Dude, that girl you left the party last night was smokin! Did you slay it?"
Shane: "Man, I was so wrecked that I had to dip into my dicksurance for the first time just so I could hit it proper."
dicksurance by sasmansayswhat May 19, 2014

dicksturbating 

When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place
My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again
dicksturbating by D Flawless April 3, 2019

dicksturb 

When a guy is constantly wanting to have sex and trying to seduce an uninterested person into it.
"Dude, back off. You're totally dicksturbing me right now!"
dicksturb by Mikey Wai June 30, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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