dickoritous

Suffering from a case of always being a dick

I have a case of dickoritous!

dickoritous by Something special May 23, 2018

dicktorious 

A man who's notorious for having a large and/or able penis.

"Guess what? I have a date with Jonathan tonight!"

"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."

dicktorious by anotherjenny October 15, 2011

Dickritos 

When a white guy has a big bag of Doritos and a mexican attempts to take some and the white guy proceeds to put the bag in his pants and continues eating them from his pants so the mexican can't and won't get them.

Brown Man: Gimmie some Doritos CJ
Cracker Jack: BITCH HANDS THE FUCK OFF OF MY DICKRITOS

Dickritos by Spornge Berb May 30, 2018

Dictorious 

(adj.) The state of being a man is in when they have finished first in a two-man threeway.

Guy 1: Alright, we're both going to do this so let's remember; whoever is dictorious gets to leave first.

Guy 2: May the best man win.

Dictorious by gentlemanthrash March 7, 2010

Dickariously 

When one lives vicariously through the dick of another, usually phallic member of a close friend. Notably not an experience exclusive to men.

Person 1: Hey man, I’m releasing a new sex toy. The launch party is going to be lit, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah I’m married… I’ll live dickariously though. 😏👊
Person 1: 😏👊

Dickariously by youngbuck69 August 24, 2022