Morals of an Alley Cat

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.
Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
by youngbuck69 June 28, 2024
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Dickariously

When one lives vicariously through the dick of another, usually phallic member of a close friend. Notably not an experience exclusive to men.
Person 1: Hey man, I’m releasing a new sex toy. The launch party is going to be lit, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah I’m married… I’ll live dickariously though. 😏👊
Person 1: 😏👊
by youngbuck69 August 24, 2022
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nip bush

A nip bush is an excessive and unprecedented amount of hair that circumscribes the areola and gives the chest an appearance of two hairy pacifiers hanging on a wall.

Nip bushes are sometimes displayed as a sign of pride by twenty-something hipsters, men who wear sandals in public, and other people of questionable sanity.
Person 1: Hey, check out my nip bushes!!!
Person 2: Does anyone have holy water or a machete ?
by youngbuck69 May 20, 2014
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Chinaperson

An informal demonym for persons of East Asian or Pacific Island descent. Offensive if not used with contextual tact.
White male 1: Jet Li owned that German giant!!!
Chinaperson 1: …beaten by a China—-
by youngbuck69 January 31, 2023
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