The fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.

Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."

Donkey Dicknutz by ChirpHerder March 22, 2008

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Dicknuts.

(noun) An aggravating person, usually after they have done something annoying

(adj.) Used to describe something bad or annoying

(noun) Oh my god, you are such a dicknuts.

(adj.) That burger was so dicknuts. let's get something else.

Dicknuts. by Cletus Le Fetus June 28, 2018

Dicknut

A word that can describe a person that is pissing you off real bad

MAN bobs a real fucking dicknut!

Dicknut by _})( April 27, 2006

dicknob

Someone who is so annoying that to call them only one penis-based-insult just isn't enough.

A compound insult that should be reserved for truly special individuals.

A bit like twatcunt.

Peter: I say! That man's pissing in our front garden.

Susan: What a dicknob! Fetch the musket.

dicknob by jwgrooves October 11, 2010

dicknbeans

dicknbeans :

another word for two scorchingly hot guys joining forces to slay a large quantity of girls at pyramid rock festival. destoying what was a nice box is now a ten month old snack box from kfc.

"looks like dicknbeans are ruining our chances again"

dicknbeans by mutton bop November 19, 2011

Deputy Dicknut

Basically a name for any cop that you dislike, or is just an asshole.

Jimbo: " Goddam, I would've been fine if Deputy Dicknut wasn't waiting for me around the corner."

Deputy Dicknut by Zero-One Witch October 16, 2017

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026