dicknub 

When a guys dick (preferably a fuck boys dick) is unusually smaller than a muffin top.

"Omg Karen he has such a dicknub"

dicknub by Boomba boom May 25, 2016

Donkey Dicknutz

The fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.

Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."

Donkey Dicknutz by ChirpHerder March 22, 2008

Dicknuts. 

(noun) An aggravating person, usually after they have done something annoying

(adj.) Used to describe something bad or annoying

(noun) Oh my god, you are such a dicknuts.

(adj.) That burger was so dicknuts. let's get something else.

Dicknuts. by Cletus Le Fetus June 28, 2018

Dicknut

A word that can describe a person that is pissing you off real bad

MAN bobs a real fucking dicknut!

Dicknut by _})( April 27, 2006

dicknob 

Someone who is so annoying that to call them only one penis-based-insult just isn't enough.

A compound insult that should be reserved for truly special individuals.

A bit like twatcunt.

Peter: I say! That man's pissing in our front garden.

Susan: What a dicknob! Fetch the musket.

dicknob by jwgrooves October 11, 2010

dicknbeans 

dicknbeans :

another word for two scorchingly hot guys joining forces to slay a large quantity of girls at pyramid rock festival. destoying what was a nice box is now a ten month old snack box from kfc.

"looks like dicknbeans are ruining our chances again"

dicknbeans by mutton bop November 19, 2011

Deputy Dicknut 

Basically a name for any cop that you dislike, or is just an asshole.

Jimbo: " Goddam, I would've been fine if Deputy Dicknut wasn't waiting for me around the corner."

Deputy Dicknut by Zero-One Witch October 16, 2017