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A word that can describe a person that is pissing you off real bad
MAN bobs a real fucking dicknut!
Dicknut by _})( April 27, 2006
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Defines a person who is acting in a manner beyond that of a dick, but not quite at the level of full-out cussing. Especially convenient for bad driving maneuvers.
'Hey, dicknut, thanks for cutting me off!'
dicknut by The New Musicologist January 27, 2008

dicknut surprise

When you accidentally dip your balls in the smegma supply chain, causing a disruption in the scrote-shaft.
Wowsa!! I sure did hit that guy with a dicknut surprise!!

Deputy Dicknut 

Basically a name for any cop that you dislike, or is just an asshole.
Jimbo: " Goddam, I would've been fine if Deputy Dicknut wasn't waiting for me around the corner."
Deputy Dicknut by Zero-One Witch October 16, 2017

Dicknotized 

to be obsessed by the amazing powers, excellent use of, and orgasmic potential of a man's dick
Chick: "Damn, girl! Why are you smiling like an idiot?!"
Lady: "OMG! Had the most mind blowing sex last night - this guy has me dicknotized!"
Dicknotized by Word$m!th March 24, 2016

Mr. Dicknotdicked 

The nickname given to a homosexual who brags about being the giver and not the receiver in a relationship.

Also known in the UK as (Mr. Nicknotnicked)
Well if Mr. Dicknotdicked would deal with his heterosexual tendencies, maybe he

would get on bottom and fulfill his side of this poofter relationship.

dicknity 

dignity for your dick, kinda like respect for your "size" ...
Respect my DICKnity!
dicknity by AK4724 March 29, 2007
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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