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Dickochet 

When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.
Dude, I just dickocheted the guy standing at the urinal next to mine. I got piss all over him.
Dickochet by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011

spicy dickpocalypse pinata 

the process of injecting hotsauce into a foe's penis and then smashing the penis with a blunt object as one would do to a pinata, ensuring endless pain and humiliation.
my boss wouldn't give me a raise so i pulled a spicy dickpocalypse pinata on him. now im serving 5-10.

Dickchard 

Taking the root word/name Richard, removing the "Rich", and slapping the nickname for "Richard" - Dick - right in front of "chard". And bingo! a new name for your Richard friends.
"Sup dick!"
"It's Dickchard"
"My bad"
Dickchard by Alban Roby October 3, 2008

Dickpocalypse 

To enter a chat room or private message and rain down an avalanche of dick pics upon a deserving bully infested room or person who bullies others
Mark was being a racist dick so we launched a dickpocalypse upon his room
Dickpocalypse by KER show February 1, 2015
A term used to describe a man who is used by a woman exclusively as a sex chair. The man is used as a fuckbuddy, but treated worse. Like an inanimate object. Like a chair.
Pete: "mate so she just rode you and left without saying anything?"

Alan: "yeah"

Pete: "ha. Dickchair."
Dickchair by Deardaniel August 28, 2013

dickorchard 

A large congregation of people who are complete dicks. By dint of being dicks they inherently create dicks of the people around them, therefore they "bear (dick) fruit.
I went to a bar the other day; it was a complete dickorchard
dickorchard by Knowlicca November 1, 2015