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Interchangablly used with the words badussy and padazz. The smell post-sex. a hybrid of the words dick and panocha (Latin for pussy)
Get up and wash your ass La Sonya, you smell like dicknocha.

You have some serious dicknocha breath
dicknocha by oldriverschool August 9, 2007
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Dickochet 

When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.
Dude, I just dickocheted the guy standing at the urinal next to mine. I got piss all over him.
Dickochet by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011

spicy dickpocalypse pinata 

the process of injecting hotsauce into a foe's penis and then smashing the penis with a blunt object as one would do to a pinata, ensuring endless pain and humiliation.
my boss wouldn't give me a raise so i pulled a spicy dickpocalypse pinata on him. now im serving 5-10.

Dickchard 

Taking the root word/name Richard, removing the "Rich", and slapping the nickname for "Richard" - Dick - right in front of "chard". And bingo! a new name for your Richard friends.
"Sup dick!"
"It's Dickchard"
"My bad"
Dickchard by Alban Roby October 3, 2008

Dickpocalypse 

To enter a chat room or private message and rain down an avalanche of dick pics upon a deserving bully infested room or person who bullies others
Mark was being a racist dick so we launched a dickpocalypse upon his room
Dickpocalypse by KER show February 1, 2015
A term used to describe a man who is used by a woman exclusively as a sex chair. The man is used as a fuckbuddy, but treated worse. Like an inanimate object. Like a chair.
Pete: "mate so she just rode you and left without saying anything?"

Alan: "yeah"

Pete: "ha. Dickchair."
Dickchair by Deardaniel August 28, 2013

dickorchard 

A large congregation of people who are complete dicks. By dint of being dicks they inherently create dicks of the people around them, therefore they "bear (dick) fruit.
I went to a bar the other day; it was a complete dickorchard
dickorchard by Knowlicca November 1, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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