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dicknana

a banana-like dick.
Hey, look at Bokaty, she's got a huge dicknana, it's so curvy and yellow.
by darkxsun December 9, 2008
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Dickanator

1. A short person of the masculine variety, often also small in stature, whose actions are wholly reflective of their goal to prove they do not have a small penis or otherwise assert their masculinity.
Man, that guy Sandy is such a dickanator.

I swear to god, if I get called a homofag by those whiny ten-year-old dickanators on Xbox Live one more time I'm going to go postal in a kindergarten.
by TaylorBryant April 7, 2009
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dicknanagins

Any shenanigans involving the penis. Purposely space docking your lover, flicking your buddy in the nuts, wrapping your balls around your dick and screaming "look babe/dude, it's a hot dog!" Ect.

Example:
Did you see Steve in the locker room today? He was up to all sorts or dicknanagins.

My boyfriend and I were fucking last night, he space-docked me 3 times and I know he was doing it on purpose. I am so sick of his dicknanagins!
Did you see Steve in the locker room today? He was up to all sorts or dicknanagins.

My boyfriend and I were fucking last night, he space-docked me 3 times and I know he was doing it on purpose. I am so sick of his dicknanagins!
by Josie Stalin January 13, 2015
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Dicknance

A sex financing term used by whores who desperately need dick and are willing to take on some fuck debt. There are lots of women whose standards are so high they never get any. This is when they'll need to seek a dick loan from their local Dicknancer. This type of sex debt usually involves a contract that allows the Dicknancer to pretty much do whatever he pleases for the length of the Fuckgage. However, these deals can be risky and lead to a woman going Fuckrupt, in which they'll be hard pressed to get any kind of sex, even from the ugliest of men.
Amanda : I haven't been able to get fucked by a hot guy in forever. I'm not the kind of girl that can just settle, I need it all, and most of all sex with a hot guy.

Susan: Sounds like you need a Fuckgage. I can give you the number of a Dicknance Officer I know who gives out some pretty decent dicknancing. He says he can get just about any kind of woman dicknanced, and the terms are pretty reasonable if I remember correctly.

Amanda : As long as I can get fucked great for at least a week I'm down for anything.

2 years later after Amanda is Fuckrupt with 2 kids

Amanda *sobbing* : Why won't anybody be with me anymore?
by Dicknancer November 27, 2018
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dickvana

the moment that one comes to the complete realization that they are a dick
after reflecting on his past few months of debauchery, he hit dickvana
by agentoseis November 21, 2004
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dicknanigans

Any activity pertaining to the male genitalia.
Rob: hey dude im so bored.

Mario: what to go to some dicknanigans?
Rob: of course!!
by Astral Blackout March 30, 2015
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dickanany

another word for dick

just like punnany now there is dickanany
a girl walks into a club ,ses her friends and says im horny tonight i want some dickanany
by billelis April 24, 2010
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