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dickmeout

when an uncircumsized penis enters the vagina
the dicharge of the penis acne gives the illusion of being eaten out. this condition can also lead to years and years of great sex.
My immence love of the art of the dickmeout got me pregnate in my late forties.
by Lucy Fumosa January 27, 2009
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Dickmeister

The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER
Penelope:

That guy's a complete dick

Simon:

No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER

Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.
by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010
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Dickmeat

1)The essential properties of the male anatomy
2)Somebody who exhibits steadfast incompetence; a useless person
3)An insult; someone lacking social graces.
4)A man who is only good for sex.
5)An exclamatory.
6)Not an ingredient of dick-cheese-burgers, contrary to popular belief.
The woman was fienin’ for it, so I gave her the ol’ dickmeat.

We would have been on time if it wasn’t for dickmeat over here.

Hey dickmeat, fuck off somewhere, will ya?

Man, that dude pickin’ up all the ladies is pure dickmeat.

*drops hammer on toe* Dickmeat!

A dick-cheese-burger!? Does that have dick meat in it?
by Primeau January 4, 2009
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#dicksoutforharambe

A salute to a once great gorilla named harambe cocks out everyone.
The crowd yelled #dicksoutforharambe at the zoo when looking at the gorillas.
by SteamPunkThug30 August 3, 2016
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dickmestic violence

when a guy dick slaps a girl across her face dick slaps
my cheek caught a case of dickmestic violence last night cheek violence
by m&m5 February 21, 2011
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Dickmeat

Dickmeat
1)The essential properties of the male anatomy
2)Somebody who exhibits steadfast incompetence; a useless person
3)An insult; someone lacking social graces.
4)A man who is only good for sex.
5)An exclamatory.
6)Not an ingredient of dick-cheese-burgers, contrary to popular belief.
The woman was fienin’ for it, so I gave her the ol’ dickmeat.

We would have been on time if it wasn’t for dickmeat over here.

Hey dickmeat, fuck off somewhere, will ya?

Man, that dude pickin’ up all the ladies is pure dickmeat.

*drops hammer on toe* Dickmeat!

A dick-cheese-burger!? Does that have dickmeat in it?
by Promospaien November 29, 2007
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Dickmentia

When a girl that used to be chaste gave up and tryed dick. She is now very promiscuous and thinking about nothing but when and where she's getting some next. It can also be used as a scale.
Normal: KC has totally cought full blown Dickmentia, all she talks about is the dick she's been getting. Percentage: Kaitlyn is about a 35% on the Dickmentia scale because she still dose her job and her school work but, a lot of her free time and conversation topics have to do with dick and things related to dick.
by 20TheGiant20 September 26, 2018
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