dicklious

Something so good that you'd suck dick for it.

Holy sh*t, that hamburger was so dicklious!

dicklious by Neon Blue Ranger June 2, 2014

Dicklips Dunn

Proper Noun; A second grade teacher from upstate New York. Also goes by the name Ginger Dunn. Universally excepted worldwide as the worlds greatest cocksucker. Blow job giver and mother of 2. Has given millions upon millions of blow jobs. All time world record holder for dicks sucked. Mother to Kevin and Jonathon. Holds trademarks such as the saying, “ I’ll suck yo’ dick!” I love sucking cock and will suck any cock at any time. A true world renowned cocksucker.

1. “Hey Sean, where did that Clearly Canadian bottle go?, wasn’t Dicklips Dunn just drinking it?”
“Well Chris, if you could call it DRINKING... she was sucking that bottle like a dick!! She wrapped her dicklips around that bottle and made it completely disappear down her throat!! Just like she was sucking cock!”

2. “Hey look everybody, it’s Dicklips Dunn!!”
Ginger : “ I’ll suck yo’ dick!!!”

3. “Hey George, aren’t you in Dicklips Dunn’s second grade class this year?”
“Yeah. And it’s great cuz she’s been sucking all of the kids ducks! This is gonna be an awesome year!”

Dicklips Dunn by C. MURDER April 3, 2021

diculous 

A silly act or something that hasnt become re-diculous therefore it is diculous if it happens only once.

Thats a pretty diculous thing you did Jane.

diculous by jeffbo April 7, 2009

dicklipse 

To eclipse the sun with an erect penis, or to overcome or empower.

When erect, Michael Klein's dick is so big that it dicklipses the sun three times over.

dicklipse by Da Tron March 27, 2007

Pencilius Dickitus 

Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.

Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.

Pencilius Dickitus by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

re-dong-diculous

When a situation is BEYOND ridiculous, it is re-dong-diculous.

(in halo2) Yo I no-scoped that dude from across the map, that was re-dong-diculous.

re-dong-diculous by kurticus November 23, 2006

ri-god-damn-diculous 

ri·god·dam·dic·u·lous ri-god-dam-dik-yuh-luhs Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–adjective

absurd comcastic call center words; preposterous; laughable

A ri-god-damn-diculous supervisor named Keith.

ri-god-damn-diculous by AS - Definitation by DS May 5, 2007