dickerhoof 

The last name of maguire

Hello maguire dickerhoof

dickerhoof by Galaxytaker April 20, 2018

dickerdoodle 

A cookie in the shape of a penis. Has received the most notoriety on Penny Arcade with a yearly contest in where individuals are encouraged to post pictures of creating/enjoying the pastry.

Can also mean two or more men in a spa

These dickerdoodles are delicious!

No I don't want to get into the spa with you, it'll be like we are making dickerdoodle soup!

dickerdoodle by ezdu March 13, 2010

dickeroo 

Possessing the qualities of a dickhead, but with the added stigma of being a yuppie poser.

That guy is trying to steal my girl. Man, what a dickeroo.

dickeroo by Alan / Josh April 15, 2004

dickerdoodle 

v. To waste time on nonessential hobbies or interests. Usually in the presence of other people, ignoring them. In general to screw around.

Frequently used in the present participle tense: dickerdoodling

n. Anything you want dickerdoodle to represent. Usually an object or food. Often used when one forgets the name of the object.

Verb:
Michael: "Hey Spence what do you think of my new Clark shoes?"
... no answer... Spence is playing on his new iPhone
Michael: "Spence STOP dickerdoodling on your new iPhone and look at my damn shoes!"

TBone: "Hey Spencer what are you doing today?"
Spence: "I'm just gonna dickerdoodle at home today."

Noun:
Michael: "Hey Mr. Al can you pass the dickerdoodle?" (pointing to the television remote)
Mr. Al: "No problem"

Sitting at Olive Garden waiting for a seat and the buzzer starts to vibrate.
Michael: "Oh shoot bud! Finally this dickerdoodle to going off!"

dickerdoodle by mjdavila October 1, 2010

Dickerdoodle

A Dickerdoodle is someone with the middle name of Patrick, is extremely FAT, eats exclusively junk food, and masturbates to Roblox pornography.

That Bryson guy is such a Dickerdoodle…

Dickerdoodle by BB,BUBBA? October 16, 2025