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dickdance 

A word used to describe agitation towards any particular situation as a complete and utter waste of time.
2 friends drive to the local weed house.

Friend1 : "He said we'll have to wait outside for 30 minutes to get some green."
Friend2 : "This is a fucking dickdance."
dickdance by DirtMan July 1, 2004

dickdance 

Tucking your penis between your legs to make a mangina and dancing
The dickdance was done by Jane Gumb in "Silence of the Lambs" and Jay in "Clerks II"
dickdance by Motrin Abuser January 27, 2007
When someone pounces on you for attention RIGHT when you get home from work and they don't let you unwind before being all up in your grill. That moment first thing in the morning when someone calls you or wakes up and begins chattering incessantly adding a nice double meaning for girls named Dawn.
"Gil dickdawned Zu at the mailbox to help him lift his couch and remove the dead possum." "Why are you calling me at 6am on a saturday? Totally dickdawned me before I even had my coffee asshole!"
dickdawn by The 1600 September 22, 2011

Dickamnesia 

When you haven't had the dick in so long that you forget if it was good or not.
Guy: You know you like this dick girl.
Chick: Actually it's been so long since we fucked, I have dickamnesia.

Dickdangular 

/Adjective/
Initially used by Ricky LaFleur in ‘Trailer Park Boys: Animated Series’, season 1, episode 2, “dickdangular” describes something that is extremely deranged or unbelievable. Similar to “absurd” and “crazy”, “dickdangular” can be used in an expression of disbelief or amazement.
There’s a tapeworm living inside me, this is fucking dickdangular!
Dickdangular by 78277 August 21, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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