dickdamn 

Penis is so large that their inner vaginal walls become DAMaged

hello lads, ever heard of Dickdamn? no? read above^
(also, if you've never heard of it, you have a pecker)

dickdamn by Mongolfruitflop December 30, 2014

dickdance 

A word used to describe agitation towards any particular situation as a complete and utter waste of time.

2 friends drive to the local weed house.

Friend1 : "He said we'll have to wait outside for 30 minutes to get some green."
Friend2 : "This is a fucking dickdance."

dickdance by DirtMan July 1, 2004

dickdance 

Tucking your penis between your legs to make a mangina and dancing

The dickdance was done by Jane Gumb in "Silence of the Lambs" and Jay in "Clerks II"

dickdance by Motrin Abuser January 27, 2007

dickdawn

When someone pounces on you for attention RIGHT when you get home from work and they don't let you unwind before being all up in your grill. That moment first thing in the morning when someone calls you or wakes up and begins chattering incessantly adding a nice double meaning for girls named Dawn.

"Gil dickdawned Zu at the mailbox to help him lift his couch and remove the dead possum." "Why are you calling me at 6am on a saturday? Totally dickdawned me before I even had my coffee asshole!"

dickdawn by The 1600 September 22, 2011

Dickamnesia 

When you haven't had the dick in so long that you forget if it was good or not.

Guy: You know you like this dick girl.
Chick: Actually it's been so long since we fucked, I have dickamnesia.

Dickamnesia by Carmilythoughts May 9, 2018

Dickdangular 

/Adjective/
Initially used by Ricky LaFleur in ‘Trailer Park Boys: Animated Series’, season 1, episode 2, “dickdangular” describes something that is extremely deranged or unbelievable. Similar to “absurd” and “crazy”, “dickdangular” can be used in an expression of disbelief or amazement.

There’s a tapeworm living inside me, this is fucking dickdangular!

Dickdangular by 78277 August 21, 2023