Dickamnesia 

When you haven't had the dick in so long that you forget if it was good or not.

Guy: You know you like this dick girl.
Chick: Actually it's been so long since we fucked, I have dickamnesia.

Dickamnesia by Carmilythoughts May 9, 2018

Dick Amnesia 

When a girl ignores all her other friends because she either has a new boyfriend or because her boyfriend is around. Female version of vag amnesia

Jessie's boyfriend came home from school and now she has total dick amnesia.

Dick Amnesia by MDSA December 20, 2005

Dicknesia 

when your mind becomes blank causing you not to react to the stupid antics of your man because his penis is so big and perfect.

Tommy NEVER picks up his clothes off the floor, but luckily his woman has dicknesia and she doesn't rag on him.

Dicknesia by Lady Cupcake September 11, 2009

dicknesia 

A straight male's ability to forget the accidental witnessing of his friend's junk, leaving a "scene missing" effect in the chronological progression of his memory.

Jeniffer - I can't believe he just opened the bathroom door on you doing the helicopter dick. Did he see anything?

Paul - Well, in those situations what a man's eyes see and his mind remembers are two different things- it's tramatic dicknesia.

dicknesia by dicknesia June 9, 2014

Dick amnesia 

When a woman has so much sex she's can't recollect who and when
When your sex was underwhelming, she forget she had sex with you.

She can't remember losing her virginity because she suffers from dick amnesia.

Dick amnesia by Notsporty40 July 24, 2018

Dick Amnesia 

When a girl is so used to having dick in her life that when she doesn’t, she craves it.

“Hey I’m having the serious case of dick amnesia because that summer with John was so much fun. But now that we broke up I have nothing.”

Dick Amnesia by Ineeddick March 12, 2019

Dicknesia 

Dick so good you forget everything that happened before you had it

When I get to Chicago I hope somebody give me dicknesia cuz I don't want to remember any of this shit

Dicknesia by Trekgirl1701 July 1, 2018