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An inconvenient, frustrating, protracted waste of time characterized by repetition of the same actions or movements without foreseeable relief. Often occurs in vehicles or business meetings when participants cannot find their way to a destination because of a variety of disruptive or impeding factors or people.
Getting out of the parking lot after the ballgame turned into a real dick dance.
by James Awkwards June 07, 2004
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A word used to describe agitation towards any particular situation as a complete and utter waste of time.
2 friends drive to the local weed house.

Friend1 : "He said we'll have to wait outside for 30 minutes to get some green."
Friend2 : "This is a fucking dickdance."
by DirtMan July 01, 2004
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1. When one or more person(s) suffer from an overload of testosterone combined with extreme boredom that results in sporadic and meaningless conversation, expressed by prancing around while disregarding all work that needs to be done.

1. "WOW! I'm having so much fun picking up these goddamn leaves while Bob and Jaime sit over there and dick dance around!"

2. "Hey, Bob. Where the hell is Jaime?"
"He's out dick dancing while I'm stuck here doing all the fucking work!"
by Joseph Willie November 08, 2007
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The result of a male orgasm without any active stimulation. As the penis struggles to relieve itself during climax, it bops and twitches while ejaculating semen.
Right when I was about to cum, Jasmen pulled her hands away so she could watch my dick dance.
by Difference Maker March 17, 2008
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When a man pulls down his pants and thrusts his hips back and forth so that his penis hits his stomach. It makes a fun slapping sound!
Jimmy was doing the dick dance and all the girls loved it.
by Googirl July 10, 2008
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The Act of Controlling and Moving your Dick in an Up and Down Motion without physically touching it. Used to Amaze your Partner in the Dance of Dick Rituals.
Vro Nothing was working so I showed her that Dick dance.
by Mr.W0RLDWIDE January 20, 2019
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