dickchoke 

when you sucking on dock and then YOU COKE! OH NO AND IT SLIMES DOWN YOUR THROAT!!

1: gagaga and then you gona get a ickoke
2: what is an ickoke
1: DICKCHOKE!
2: what
2: no dont look it up

few minutes later

2: youre making a definition right now i know you are
1: laughs
2: CONK CON CKON CK

dickchoke by checkitboys1 May 24, 2018

DickToke

to be a total fuck, (i.e a male that cuts his hair blowout style from upstate new york)

awh man, look at the DickToke tryin to spit some game on that girl

DickToke by irieboii January 15, 2009

dicksmoker 

someone who gets on thier knees for the boss!

Nathan is Don's dicksmoker!

dicksmoker by coastworm October 8, 2003

dickbroken 

The sexual equivalent of heartbroken. "Heartbroken" denoting being in love or at least having some sort of emotional attachment to a girl and being rejected. "Dickbroken" denotes being incredibly physically attracted to a woman and before any sort of relationship or emotional attachment occurs one is rejected.

After spending the night gawking at her incredible ass, I finally went up and introduced myself. She rolled her eyes and walked away, I was utterly dickbroken.

dickbroken by Banjo Fist October 27, 2005

Antfarm dickhole 

Antfarm dickhole is a movie that Danny talks about on various episodes of game grumps when they were playing Sonic Boom, it was first mentioned during episode one of that series. The movie is about a guy who puts ants in his dick. It can be used to describe something cheesy or crappy, such as the game, Sonic Boom.

Person 1: God this game is like.. it's like..
Person 2:Antfarm dickhole?

Person 1: yeah!

Antfarm dickhole by Smoshmads126 October 23, 2016

Dickchucker 

When a girl throws a dildo into a large crowd at a party.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see Cathy last night with that dildo?

Bro 2: yeah, she's such a dickchucker.

Dickchucker by Quantanium May 15, 2014

Wipe Your Dickhole 

The act of employing a square of toilet paper to blot the pesky droplets of pee which sometimes remain at the tip of the penis and may dribble into one's pants or undergarments post- urination.

"Dude, since I started rockin' girlfriend jeans I've been freeballingon the reg and I swear, everytime I piss I get pee stains around my crotch."

"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."

Wipe Your Dickhole by L.O.L. Cool J May 25, 2012