dickbride 

A female who, until the wedding night, conceals her true hermaphroditic qualities. In layman's terms, an "undercover phallic agent."

Bill: "So how was your honeymoon, Ted?"

Ted: "Awful! I found out when attempting to consummate our marriage that Patrice was a dickbride! She was tucking the whole time..."

dickbride by Jungle Bogan April 21, 2007

Putin dickrider 

A person from a Western country who admires and praises Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Bob: There Trump goes again, praising Putin.
Joe: What a Putin dickrider!

Putin dickrider by bluesmurf420 October 18, 2016

Dickriding 

Dickriding is when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person. This person acts like a groupie in hopes of obtaining extra cool points with that person.

Dickriding=commenting on every status a person puts up on facebook or twitter. Commenting on and liking every photo a certain person puts up on facebook whether or not the status makes sense. Usually the commenting and liking happens within the first minute of the posting.

Dickriding by LADY Inc November 14, 2011

Dickriding 

When a person is always being a follower towards another person. Always want to be a groupie to someone. Always hanging out with them like they’re their bitch. Sucking up to ; to make theirself look inferior to someone.

Look at that nigga always dickriding his homie.

Dickriding by Unknown.lover May 8, 2018

Dickrider 

a person who is constantly chasing after another person who only cares about themselves, and is there for clout, even when they’re irrelevant and worthless. Then dickriding makes them look desperate and ruins their reputation bc they are a follower

“Look Mary’s being a dickrider again” “Jessica laughs at whatever he says when it’s not funny, she’s such a dickrider”

Dickrider by Chrysanthemum January 12, 2019

Dickroderie 

When several dudes come together to get their friend laid by leaving him the last man standing at the bar with a girl.

Bro we full on ditched mike and Jenn at the bar, he better have gotten laid. That was some awesome Dickroderie.

Dickroderie by True Dicktective July 8, 2015

dickbroken 

The sexual equivalent of heartbroken. "Heartbroken" denoting being in love or at least having some sort of emotional attachment to a girl and being rejected. "Dickbroken" denotes being incredibly physically attracted to a woman and before any sort of relationship or emotional attachment occurs one is rejected.

After spending the night gawking at her incredible ass, I finally went up and introduced myself. She rolled her eyes and walked away, I was utterly dickbroken.

dickbroken by Banjo Fist October 27, 2005