dickasitis

Addicted to that dick.

She'll do anything he tells her to, because she's got dickasitis.

by LilOrphanAnnie November 25, 2021

Lacka dickalitis

When a person (usually a female) has gone with out dick for a while.

Im suffering from lacka dickalitis, I need some peniscillin.

by Lone Ly Girl March 17, 2009

Dickitis

A girl who craves a big penis.

Damn that girl is on him,she must have dickitis!!

by eLeezy April 28, 2009

Dickastic

The act of being sarcastic... but also being a real dick about it.

After throwing my cat in the microwave, Jeffrey added in a dickastic manner that 'it wasn't HIM that killed my cat. It was the POPCORN SETTING.'

by Crunchyhombre September 29, 2012

Dickitis

An illness of needing sex all the time.

Marie isn’t feeling well she has dickitis.

by Rosé96 June 29, 2019

Dickitis

Wishfully thinking you have a dick

Todd got his dick chopped off by a rapist but he still suffered from dickitis.

by The Sniffler January 14, 2018

Dickalitus

Dickalitus: when the dick is abnormally small

bro, you have dickalitus… hope yo girl don’t mind.

by Anonymous_b**** kill_: June 18, 2023