dickasitis

Addicted to that dick.

She'll do anything he tells her to, because she's got dickasitis.

dickasitis by LilOrphanAnnie November 25, 2021

Lacka dickalitis 

When a person (usually a female) has gone with out dick for a while.

Im suffering from lacka dickalitis, I need some peniscillin.

Lacka dickalitis by Lone Ly Girl March 17, 2009

Dickitis 

A girl who craves a big penis.

Damn that girl is on him,she must have dickitis!!

Dickitis by eLeezy April 28, 2009

Dickastic 

The act of being sarcastic... but also being a real dick about it.

After throwing my cat in the microwave, Jeffrey added in a dickastic manner that 'it wasn't HIM that killed my cat. It was the POPCORN SETTING.'

Dickastic by Crunchyhombre September 29, 2012

Dickitis 

An illness of needing sex all the time.

Marie isn’t feeling well she has dickitis.

Dickitis by Rosé96 June 29, 2019

Dickitis 

Wishfully thinking you have a dick

Todd got his dick chopped off by a rapist but he still suffered from dickitis.

Dickitis by The Sniffler January 14, 2018

Dickalitus 

Dickalitus: when the dick is abnormally small

bro, you have dickalitus… hope yo girl don’t mind.

Dickalitus by Anonymous_b**** kill_: June 18, 2023