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dicklicker

that motherfucker, he's a a total dicklicker.
dicklicker by gayson May 15, 2006

Fatass Dicklicker 

Fatass Dicklicker is primarily used as a insult
"You shitty Fatass Dicklicker!" Said Johnny when Timothy made him mad
Fatass Dicklicker by CheezyPotatos September 23, 2017

dickalickaphobia

fear of licking or kissing a dick
he said he would pay me for a blow job in the bathroom but I suffer from dickalickaphobia
dickalickaphobia by dick girl December 28, 2020

dickalickasaurus 

A person who prefers the penis over the Vagina at all times!
Lickalotapuss has been around forever for the females that like to lick-a-lot-a-puss, now the females that prefer the penis have a dinosaur name of there own. Dickalickasaurus, a lover of all variations of the penis.
I am a dickalickasaurus not a lickalotapuss, two completely different beings!!
dickalickasaurus by Mary Tully November 27, 2021

dicklickerfuckingdonkeysonofabitchtreeslayingdog oogaboogaboogah 

The name you feel like screaming when some bitch has blown your top, and fucked your life out of extreme Rage.
Ustes Yelling at Courage the Cowardly Dog.
~dicklickerfuckingdonkeysonofabitchtreeslayingdog oogaboogaboogah!

Dicklicking Nightmare Of Shame 

An alcohol induced blackout during which Heterosexual males may or may not have partaken in Homosexual activities, for all they know.
Holy shit, Frank. What'd I do last night? Complete Dicklicking Nightmare of Shame!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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