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Dickalage 

\de.ka.laʒ\ "dick" + "décalage"

1. A portmanteau used to express the temporary emotional jetlag felt when first being away from one's partner.

2. Emotional gap, discrepancy caused by separation.

3. (time) Confusion from being on a schedule that is different from when with one's partner.
Ever since I came back from my trip to visit him, I've had a strong feeling of dickalage because I just miss him so much.
Dickalage by SexyWordsSmith September 22, 2023
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dickalage 

Dickalage= Noun (Abbreviation). Diminutive form of the word (Dickollage).

1. Dickalage= Shortened word for a collage of assorted dick picks sent by a friend, lover, fancy man, love interest or significant other (spouse, boyfriend) or male from dating apps/social media or an accidental sending by a male who is rather randy.

2. Diickalage= Can also be sent from a male who thinks their dick looks great and wants to impress the ladies by his overcompensating by thinking his 1:1 scale is changed by a an on screen POV.

3. Generally a young juvenile male will employ sending an assortment dick of dick pics (dickalage/dickollage) in their tactics as a means to get "pussy" and act hung (generally a beta chad).
Girl: Hey you seem really nice, it'd be nice to get to know you! xD

Boy: You sure you don't want to see my Dickalage first

Girl: Ew no thanks

Boy: that's okay, there's plenty more fish in sea

Girl: sorry I already have other guys dick pics and don't need to underwhelm my storage space.

Boy: Ouch, you didn't have to be so mean! *cries... continues to add pics to dickalage for a further possible match on dating apps*
dickalage by Mr BigIdeas November 23, 2022

Dinklage 

To provide acting talent and gravitas, the likes of which have never been seen before.
Dinklage by Jones The Bond May 28, 2014
Dick Slave - A person who slaves his/her Dick, aka, beating the meat, or jacking off.
Hey Sean Get the fuck out of the bathroom and stop being a dickslave!
dickslave by Hemispherical August 31, 2008

dickbagery 

The act of being a dickbag.
There is dickbagery afoot.
dickbagery by Lunar Waneshaft April 27, 2008

peter dinklage

a dwarf actor who is best known for death at a funeral
he has overcome many obstacles and is very heroic
Shelley: "dayum peter dinklage!"
peter dinklage by andraydray December 25, 2008
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit.
Used in the amazing video game ‘Emily is away <3’ (three)

Mat: if she did break up with you just to date someone else then she’s a total Dickbagel
dickbagel by ACHAttck14 April 20, 2021
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