by KTMNealio December 11, 2003
The act of placing your exposed penis on someone's shoulder without their consent or prior knowledge.
Did you see the new receptionist? I would totally shoulder-dick her.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.
by randominternethandle November 9, 2017
When you're seated next to someone who has a standing desk, creating the awkward situation of having their dick at your shoulder height.
Brad is great, but honestly ever since he got a standing-desk I feel like he's shoulder-dicking me all the time. Every time I turn around his dick is right there on my shoulder.
by Pseudo-hym July 13, 2015
Damon's girl is the hottest, she stepped out of her car and now he waking around with his dick over his shoulder.
by bt3101 December 20, 2020
Dick On Shoulder (DOS)
A National Rugby League (NRL) post-try celebration brought into public spotlight by lead DOS’er Jarome Luai of the Penrith Panthers.
The act of leaping vertically up onto your teammates, while celebrating a try, high enough that your dick rests on their shoulder.
This form of celebration has taken the NRL world by storm.
Other notable DOS’ers include Brian To’o & Reece Walsh and Jarome Luai
This celebration has also been adopted in the NRLW where FOS has seen a sharp increase in frequency
DOS failures include Aaron Woods in the 2016 State of Origin Game 3
Term coined by Marto on 104.5 Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux and Dan
A National Rugby League (NRL) post-try celebration brought into public spotlight by lead DOS’er Jarome Luai of the Penrith Panthers.
The act of leaping vertically up onto your teammates, while celebrating a try, high enough that your dick rests on their shoulder.
This form of celebration has taken the NRL world by storm.
Other notable DOS’ers include Brian To’o & Reece Walsh and Jarome Luai
This celebration has also been adopted in the NRLW where FOS has seen a sharp increase in frequency
DOS failures include Aaron Woods in the 2016 State of Origin Game 3
Term coined by Marto on 104.5 Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux and Dan
After Brian To'o scored in the corner, did you see Jarome Luai run over and jump so high that there was definite Dick On Shoulder (DOS)
by RummmLord September 25, 2023