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breatharian 

some dumb cunt who thinks they can, instead of eating food, survive by eating/breathing oxygen and absorbing sunlight like a fucking plant.
stoner: im a breatharian!
normal human: wtf how are you alive
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breatharian food 

Food that is served at yogi cafes for skinny new age white chicks who consider Lululemon an essential gateway on the road to, like, total enlightenment and stuff. Typically consists of a half a teaspoon of fruit smoothie balanced out with 2 seeds, 3 grains and a single flake of coconut, served with a shot of some overhyped and even more overpriced superfood that’s being over harvested to destroy an entire ecosystem.
Akasha: Hey wanna meet for brunch?
Shakti: OMG totally, I’m dying for some breatharian food. How about Alchemy?
Akasha: YASS! Bring yo jade egg, sistarrr!!
breatharian food by simbabaji November 28, 2020

breastarian 

A breastarian is someone who believes in the sacredness of breasts and believes that they should be worshipped at all times.
Gaurav is becoming a Breastarian.
breastarian by Lilypad April 9, 2022

breastarian 

A breastarian is someone who believes in the sacredness of breasts and believes that they should be worshipped at all times.
Gaurav is becoming a Breastarian.
breastarian by Lilypad April 9, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022