breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

breatharian 

some dumb cunt who thinks they can, instead of eating food, survive by eating/breathing oxygen and absorbing sunlight like a fucking plant.

stoner: im a breatharian!
normal human: wtf how are you alive

breatharian by smart cunt with common sense August 20, 2019

breatharian food 

Food that is served at yogi cafes for skinny new age white chicks who consider Lululemon an essential gateway on the road to, like, total enlightenment and stuff. Typically consists of a half a teaspoon of fruit smoothie balanced out with 2 seeds, 3 grains and a single flake of coconut, served with a shot of some overhyped and even more overpriced superfood that’s being over harvested to destroy an entire ecosystem.

Akasha: Hey wanna meet for brunch?
Shakti: OMG totally, I’m dying for some breatharian food. How about Alchemy?
Akasha: YASS! Bring yo jade egg, sistarrr!!

breatharian food by simbabaji November 28, 2020

breastarian 

A breastarian is someone who believes in the sacredness of breasts and believes that they should be worshipped at all times.

Gaurav is becoming a Breastarian.

breastarian by Lilypad April 9, 2022