1) Hey sweet boner. Wanna dick joust?
2) Flip a coin? Fuck that I'll dick joust you for it
3) Rock Paper Scissors is for pussies. Dick jousting solves all problems
2) Flip a coin? Fuck that I'll dick joust you for it
3) Rock Paper Scissors is for pussies. Dick jousting solves all problems
by Goochtastic August 3, 2013
Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.
by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 13, 2017
Used to settle domestic disputes between male roommates wherein both parties disrobe and achieve erections. Once fully aroused, both parties will slowly walk towards one another. The first party to be touched by the opposing party's erect penis loses the aforementioned dispute.
by brokenrecord September 26, 2011
A term that describes males at a meeting who try to out do each other by their claims of superiority. Derived from a term 'penis-jousting' that applies to an insect species where the male insects joust with their penises to win favor to mate with an available female.
Man, did you see those IT guys at today's meeting dick-jousting to see whose group would get that project? It was unbelievable!
by Laurence Guentert April 2, 2008
The act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the "dick jousting effect", also known in more common nomenclature as a cockfight. Dick Jousting is also known as a dick duality.
Larry and Gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn't decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little dick jousting in her mouth.
Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!
Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.
Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the best dick jouster win!
Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!
Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.
Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the best dick jouster win!
by the legendary marmot February 13, 2008
The act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the "dick jousting effect", also known in more common nomenclature as a cockfight. Dick Jousting is also known as a dick duality.
Larry and Gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn't decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little dick jousting in her mouth.
Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!
Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.
Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the most valiant dick jouster win!
Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!
Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.
Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the most valiant dick jouster win!
by the legendary marmot February 12, 2008
by Hermaphragay December 26, 2011