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goat dick 

Anything that is less than desirable. Such as a bad situation, or any sort of quandary. Anything also pertaining to dirty foot bitches. Can be abbreviated as GD.
Yo, it's cold as a goat dick outside.
goat dick by dfb299 January 20, 2013

Goat Dick 

A large blunt or cigar. Resembling a goats dick.
I'm about to roll a goat dick
Goat Dick by k Keister's quick February 2, 2015

goat dick 

An uncircumcised penis or a penis that is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.
Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.
goat dick by Shabazzz December 14, 2008

goat dick 

An uncircumcised penis or a penis is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.
Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.
goat dick by Shabazzz December 9, 2008

Goat dick 

Goat dick means if you do something really trap or something out of the ordinary or you can just be goat dick like cool
Jeff didn’t want to go to the movies with us he’s not goat dick
Goat dick by TrapperJJ August 20, 2024

goatee dick stain 

someone who says retarded bullshit like "sometimes the things that arent real are realer then the things that are real"trey
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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