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Tom: man Nick snitched on me, fucked my bitch, stole my wallet, tried to rob me, and stole my baseball.
Fred: oh well thats just a kick in the dick, Nick is a total Dick Fucker
Fred: oh well thats just a kick in the dick, Nick is a total Dick Fucker
Dick Fucker by Tom Falls November 3, 2012
dick fucker
One who is constantly seeking/looking to sit on a fat phallus.
Can be contstrewed as the bitch face who will give anything, even his/her left eye to sit on and/or around dicks.
The silly mo-fo that no one wants to interact with at a party.
Can be contstrewed as the bitch face who will give anything, even his/her left eye to sit on and/or around dicks.
The silly mo-fo that no one wants to interact with at a party.
My ex-girlfriend is a smelly dick fucker.
"That leslie sure is a dick sitter-onner. I guess we could consider her a big dick fucker."
That fucking prick ass bitch is being a motherfucking dick fucker again.
"That leslie sure is a dick sitter-onner. I guess we could consider her a big dick fucker."
That fucking prick ass bitch is being a motherfucking dick fucker again.
dick fucker by Nutsakula July 16, 2006
Dick Fucker
A word that Alex Gaskarth (lead singer of All Time Low) uses to refer to Matt Squire. Whereas Alex says that his brain is only capable of taking two words out of nowhere and stringing them together in order to curse.
Matt: Go sing!
Alex: Hang on, Dick Fucker!
Matt: Dick Fucker? You don't know how to curse.
Alex: I don't. All my mind if capable of is taking two words out of nowhere.. HEY YOU SHIT BASTARD.
Alex: Hang on, Dick Fucker!
Matt: Dick Fucker? You don't know how to curse.
Alex: I don't. All my mind if capable of is taking two words out of nowhere.. HEY YOU SHIT BASTARD.
Dick Fucker by jennalikesthrust May 22, 2009
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Noun The words that someone whispers under their breath when they wash all the dishes and someone dumps another shitload of greasy utensils in the goddamn sink.
example "Robert, hey how are y- (under breath when he drops his plate in the sink) cunt gremlin faggot gay dick fucker cock mouth jeez rob could you be any more fucking considerate?
Cunt gremlin faggot gay dick fucker cock mouth by MeGusta RacistCunt-a May 29, 2018
(needle dick bug fucker)
A guy who thinks his dick is huge, but after investingating, his dick is realy no bigger than a pin. (needle)
Such a small dick, that he could only fuck a bug(cockroach), and still get his rocks off. Poor bug would say: (Hey you got a realy small dick. (Needle dick bug fucker)
(needle dick bug fucker) by alikatt333 January 8, 2009
mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker
1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.
2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.
2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.
mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker by H to the muthafuckin Azel January 10, 2004
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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