dick wrestling

When two penis' are pushed against each other until one penis is forced to slip to the side the winner is the one who's dick stays straight

That was a pretty intense dick wrestling match but it was clear that's drew peacock was the winner

by gstahl October 11, 2015

Canadian Dick Wrestling

Canadian dick wrestling is a contact sport in which two males produce their genitalia and the first places his penis on a flat surface, such as a table. The other places his penis on top of the first guy's penis. The first person to get a boner loses.

The party got really out of hand, Fred challenged Peterson to Canadian dick wrestling and then he lost.

by JungleJimbo August 30, 2017

Dick Whistling

A sexual act wherein a male, mustering all ostentatious seriousness, informs his partner that his member emits a faint whistle just prior to ejaculation. Upon nearing climax following oral sex, the male earnestly convinces the female to place her ear next to his throbbing member in order to confirm the occurrence of aforementioned whistling, whereupon he deposits his ejaculation straight into the ear of the female.

--- Dick Whistling ---

James - "Oh babe... that's fantastic... Sally, listen, it's about to whistle! Hurry, listen!"

Sally - "I don't hear anyth... What. The. Fuck."

James - "Whoopsie doodles."

by Arble August 14, 2009

Dick Whistling

Dick whistling is a term quite used in eastren/south-eastren Europe. It actually comes from "Dick whistler" which represents a guy who is usually saying random bullshit that in most situations makes no sense or he is saying something unbeliveable just to prank or make people laugh. Some of them are hc to the bone. They talk bullshit all the time its a part of their lives, like politicians.
You can say that they are dick whistling or whistling to a dick.

A: Omg i saw Ben Shapiro throwing shit at Britney Spears on the middle of the street!
B: The fuck you sayin' bro?
A: idk man, just dick whistling

by alt.g0d May 3, 2019

Dick Wristing

Like "Dick Facing" someone but using Apple Watch's Digital Touch to send a sketch of a dick to someones wrist.

"Erick just got his new Apple Watch and he has been "dick wristing" all of his friends that have one. He's quite the artist!"

by dormantdemon June 1, 2015

butt whistling finger jaming dick sucking whore

One who sucks dick and jams finger in ass while whistling at the same time meaning she is very talented and is a whore.

Kristen: Mike you are such a cock shiner

Mike: Well its better than being a Butt Whistling Finger Jaming Dick Sucking Whore

by terrorofdeath September 24, 2009