dick wit

A male who thinks harder with his penis than his brain. An appropriate substitute for douche.

He cheated on her? What a dick wit!

dick wit by TheThatcher June 28, 2014

dick wit

To fuck with.

"I wouldn't dick wit dat Hatie Hoe if she the last Hoe on Earth."

dick wit by Kiteh Kawasaki September 4, 2016

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell 

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch

Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022

Chronic Dick Withdrawal 

Chronic Dick Withdrawal is when you're forever thinking about having sex with your partner after a period of not having sex, eg: long distance relationship.
Dick withdrawal can lead to excessive horniness esp at nights. Dick withdrawals causes you to continuosly want to talk to your partner about the next time y'all will be fuckin. It's just all about sex.

I'm having chronic dick withdrawal baby, i can't wait to pop this pussy for you

Chronic Dick Withdrawal by Sosbbbbb February 28, 2016

dick with ears 

A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. In other words, a real DICK and hence the name "dick with ears."

Mike is dick with ears.

dick with ears by JohnstonGuy August 12, 2004

dick with no balls 

(n) 1) A (usually Japanese) car with a mostly plastic exterior to give a fierce and aggressive look, however sadly lacking in engine power.
Often accompanied with a 4 cylinder or less engine, which is rated for
insane horsepower values at even more insane (and unsustainable) RPM values.
Torque is almost non-existant in these engines.
2) Generally, any person or object with flash and style, but lacking in substance.

'Yo, that's a hype car, man!'
'Naw, man - it's just a shiny Dick with no balls!'

dick with no balls by keyshaw May 4, 2004

Suck a Nigga Dick With Down Syndrome Day

On the 2nd of October, it will be the international day of giving African Americans with Down Syndrome, specifically males, oral sex.

Bro, I had no idea it was suck a nigga dick with down syndrome day!

Suck a Nigga Dick With Down Syndrome Day by inteligentfellow September 19, 2021