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"I wouldn't dick wit dat Hatie Hoe if she the last Hoe on Earth."
dick wit by Kiteh Kawasaki September 4, 2016

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell 

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch
Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!

Chronic Dick Withdrawal 

Chronic Dick Withdrawal is when you're forever thinking about having sex with your partner after a period of not having sex, eg: long distance relationship.
Dick withdrawal can lead to excessive horniness esp at nights. Dick withdrawals causes you to continuosly want to talk to your partner about the next time y'all will be fuckin. It's just all about sex.
I'm having chronic dick withdrawal baby, i can't wait to pop this pussy for you
Chronic Dick Withdrawal by Sosbbbbb February 28, 2016

dick with ears 

A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. In other words, a real DICK and hence the name "dick with ears."
Mike is dick with ears.
dick with ears by JohnstonGuy August 12, 2004

dick with no balls 

(n) 1) A (usually Japanese) car with a mostly plastic exterior to give a fierce and aggressive look, however sadly lacking in engine power.
Often accompanied with a 4 cylinder or less engine, which is rated for
insane horsepower values at even more insane (and unsustainable) RPM values.
Torque is almost non-existant in these engines.
2) Generally, any person or object with flash and style, but lacking in substance.
'Yo, that's a hype car, man!'
'Naw, man - it's just a shiny Dick with no balls!'

Suck a Nigga Dick With Down Syndrome Day

On the 2nd of October, it will be the international day of giving African Americans with Down Syndrome, specifically males, oral sex.
Bro, I had no idea it was suck a nigga dick with down syndrome day!
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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