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dick waver

1. A guy being an often overly blatant, annoying, aggressive, belligerent, and/or rude human being based on some level in masculine dominance or behavior or what may be seen by some as such. They range in styles from stealthiness/backstabbing to in your face, the physically challenging to verbally or emotionally challenging, etc. They come in many flavors, but what they have in common is being contemptible or undesirable pieces of shit that deserve a punch in the balls. Also known as an ass, asshole, jackass, prick, dick, jagoff, jackoff, dipshit, shit for brains, and sometimes chauvanist.

2. A guy who likes the attention and the admiration of women, using his sex appeal to get the attention of women, which often being that most men have their brains down there, acts as a metaphorical compass for the best piece of pie they can get.

Essentially men in fighting with one another are subtly competing to see who has the bigger dick or in the latter, using their eyes and it to what a lot of them really want.

I partially derived this from the late and great stand-up genius known as George Carlin who said something along the lines to the effect of "War is just a bunch of men standing around in a battlefield waving their pricks around!"
1. Man, I don't give a shit about that damn dick waver in the UFC show on Spike TV thinking he's so damn special! I'm turning this shit off!

2. Look at the dick waver thinking he's something! Just configuring his phallic guide to the next woman!
by Jack694 December 5, 2009
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dick water

(For males only, or individuals with wangs) Right after taking a shower, before drying off, run over to your intended victim, point, and shake your wang up and down. This results in water getting flung from your wang onto the victim.
Gross!! Pete just douced me in dick water!
by Norway August 30, 2005
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Dick water

water consumed by an oral sex performer when accomplished in but not limited to the shower under running water
Girl 1: I hate giving head
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because it always taste funny
Girl 2: you talking about prejac
Girl 1: yes and he's always trying to shove it in,
Girl 2: I can't help you with him shoving it in but you can always climb in the shower with him, wash him and do it under running water
Girl 1: won't I choke on the water or drown
Girl 2: oh girl you haven't had water like dick water
by Srg March 27, 2015
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Dick water

semen, sperm, cum, jizz, man juice, spunk, seed, the white stuff...
Hannah: did you give that guy head?

Kelly: yeah but he totally got his dick water in my eye!
by dirtysouth September 29, 2012
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Dick waker

When you wake up in bed and find a man hitting his dick on your face until it bleeds.
by seen M. November 18, 2019
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Dick-water

Verb

When at a party or out to dinner, if a friend gets up to use the bathroom, someone adds sugar, salt and pepper to that persons drink.

Comes from being a dick to someone water.
Dude, Jerry got up to use the bathroom and Becky totally dick-watered him!
by Devils-Disciple November 2, 2009
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Dirty Dick Water

While in the shower with the water streaming from your member, you slap your penis towards your belly button creating a stream of dirty dick water for others to enjoy.
My wife walked into the bathroom while I was in the shower and I hit her with the dirty dick water.
by Triplikeeyedo February 21, 2013
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