dick tramp 

Any and or all women.

Let's go to the mall and pick up some dick tramps. Maybe they'll smell our dack!

BC is a total dick tramp, he sits my cock on demand.

dick tramp by Lurp June 29, 2008

Lady and the Tramp Dick 

Lady and the Tramp dick is when you partied too hard, your dick isn’t even al dente hard and all you want to do is connect like Lady and the Tramp. But the only thing your dick is good for is a loving slurp.

Dan, you just went too hard last night. I know you had it on lock with Linzy, but your Lady and the Tramp dick ruined it.

Lady and the Tramp Dick by Pupule September 2, 2022

Dick Tamping

The bizarre act seen in many porn films whereby a distinguished gentleman or gracious lady with strap-on, grips the base of the phallus and lightly taps it upon the meaty buttock-flesh of a partner presenting themselves by resting on the knees and hands (or elbows (...or face)). The most likely explanation for this phenomenon was offered by Professor Archibald Knobblyknackers of Christ College, Oxford, who theorised that the action was originally designed to test the hollowness of the awaiting bung-hole after the disastrous attempt by a disoriented Ron Jeremy to sodomise a helpless-yet-impenetrable Venus De Milo prop, which resulted in an imploded bellend and the brief resurrection of Michelangelo Batio for vengeance, who was given licence to murder twelve pigeons after a hazardous filing error and accidental double-lifing on account of the fact he wasn’t dead in the first place. Thus, dick tamping was subsequently invented as a safety precaution to ensure adequate space for a ram-passage, or to check for cockroaches or something.

‘Always precede any acts of quadrapedal intercourse with thorough dick tamping. If you are not sure whether it is safe to proceed, do not risk entry under any circumstances and contact your appointed fire official, where the offending buttocks will be taken away to be incinerated’ – the Porn Safety Handbook

Dick Tamping by 535 October 9, 2012

dick tampon 

Pieces of toilet paper that get stuck to your dick. The pieces roll up beneath your foreskin and absorb urine throughout the day.

Man I got some toilet paper stuck to my dick last night. But it's fine because it turned into a dick tampon and kept my dick dry!

dick tampon by LobsterHustle May 5, 2017

tampon dick

semi-equivalent to a "pencil dick" although has a slightly larger circumference.

"So I met this guy last night, and he totally had a tampon dick, why the hell would I have sex with a guy with a dick that size when I could just use a tampon and get the same results?"

tampon dick by FlatG2 July 1, 2007

Tampico Dick

A mexican boy who drinks tampico quite often, leading to him having a small dick

Bru dont sleep with Renaldo , you know he got Tampico dick

Ew, Carlos so has a Tampico dick

Tampico Dick by ilovetampicodickyo November 26, 2018

Tampon Dick Fart

1. A friend who is very nice to you, because he treats you with respect and dignity because of your personality and looks.
2. Can be found at CVS for $1.99.
3. Your teacher who gives you many quizzes.
4. Your mom or dad's Chinese name, or favorite food.

I said to my friend, because I looked up the definition on UrbanDictionary.com, "Hey (insert name here), you are a Tampon Dick Fart."

Tampon Dick Fart by Hugh G. Rekshion December 31, 2008