dick to dick
Putting the tip of your penis against the tip of another penis and masturbating them simultaneously.
dick to dick by dmtbl October 13, 2008
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Dick to dick
Consecutive, in a row, one after the other, back to back
Can be used with anything. Cars stuck in traffic are dick to dick. If it rains multiple days a week it’s raining dick to dick. Even songs in a playlist are played dick to dick.
Can be used with anything. Cars stuck in traffic are dick to dick. If it rains multiple days a week it’s raining dick to dick. Even songs in a playlist are played dick to dick.
A: “I really need to finish these cigarettes before 12”.
B: “You should smoke them dick to dick that will help you get through them faster”.
B: “You should smoke them dick to dick that will help you get through them faster”.
Dick to dick by Pumpernickelryebread June 6, 2022
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Dick to dick glazing
Dick to dick glazing by Bigdckrandy23 May 8, 2023
dick to dick glazing
Joe: “says something funny making fun about someone”
Chad:*laughs* or says something to build upon the starting joke
Kyle: y’all dick to dick glazing rn
Chad:*laughs* or says something to build upon the starting joke
Kyle: y’all dick to dick glazing rn
dick to dick glazing by Licksomedivk May 8, 2023
dick-to-mouth resuscitation
A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.
Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"
dick-to-mouth resuscitation by christzak December 9, 2008
Dick to Face Fight
At first things were going smooth and gentle, next thing I know, we got into a dick to face fight...
Dick to Face Fight by Asvetic February 27, 2008
find a dick to suck
find a dick to suck to tell someone to find a dick and stuff their yap trap with a dick so you dont have to hear them a not so nice profane way to tell someone to shutup
dude you stole stuff from my car last night
man i did not steal anything from your car go find a dick to suck
dude you are up tight over a joke
man some joke find you a dick and stuff your yap trap with a dick
man i did not steal anything from your car go find a dick to suck
dude you are up tight over a joke
man some joke find you a dick and stuff your yap trap with a dick
find a dick to suck by littlejimmie March 3, 2019
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