dick tight

Dead balls on perfect. The most absolute measurement you can get without assistance from tools

Me: Is that going to fit there honey?

Baby: Hell yeah that's dick tight!

by Dick Fiztwell March 8, 2016

tight dicks

An expression meaning "sweet!" or "cool!" or "awesome!" Arbitrary because it makes no sense, and utilizes a characteristic of the opposite gender's anatomy.

Person 1: "Hey, the tickets to that show just came in today"
Person 2: "Tight dicks!"

by El_Jeffe_Cabeza November 21, 2013

Tight Dick

an exemplary and/or good looking pene.

Person 1: "Hey doc what's wrong with my testes"
Doctor: "Nothing. That is one tight dick."

by that's awesome dude December 4, 2016

Boys With Tight Dicks

Boys with tight dicks are known for being overall very chill, generous when it comes to alcohol/recreational drugs, love to eat BBQ, and most importantly: have average sized but very aethestically pleasing genitals.

Dude 1: Whoa, the boys with tight dicks are here.
Dude 2: Damn they are so cool, kind and humble.

by Mr. Dialogue November 22, 2021