dick tight 

Dead balls on perfect. The most absolute measurement you can get without assistance from tools

Me: Is that going to fit there honey?

Baby: Hell yeah that's dick tight!

dick tight by Dick Fiztwell March 8, 2016

Tight Dick

an exemplary and/or good looking pene.

Person 1: "Hey doc what's wrong with my testes"
Doctor: "Nothing. That is one tight dick."

Tight Dick by that's awesome dude December 4, 2016

tight as dick's hat band

When something is very close fitting. Also can mean when someone is a cheapskate.

Also can be a play on words. Dick is a man's name and he wears a hat that is too tight....but it can also refer to the male genitalia and the foreskin around the head.

"Man, that dress she had on was tight as dick's hat band!"

"I will never date Johnny again. He is too cheap! Tight as dick's hat band."

tight as dick's hat band by Kani's world April 2, 2017

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.

Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”

Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome by NippleBob Crane March 6, 2021

Tighter than dick skin 

Extremely tight, often in reference to the fit of clothing.

This Yanni t-shirt is tighter than dick skin!

Tighter than dick skin by L Wrong Hubbard January 14, 2017

Tighter Than Dick's Hatband 

An old southern idiom. Could be used to identify a place that is empty, a person who is wound up, or any number of situations where the word "tight" is used. Nobody seems to know who Dick was. Apparently he had a tough time keeping his hat on his head.

I went and checked that place you told me about. They've closed up tighter than dick's hatband. Have been for years.

Tighter Than Dick's Hatband by kiteless. June 12, 2013

Tighter than Dick's Hatband 

Refers to Dick Tracy's Hat. He could jump out of a plane and his hat wouldn't move.

That lid is tighter than Dick's hatband

Tighter than Dick's Hatband by Luckydogboats September 27, 2021