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dick tease 

a girl who looks pretty good and flirts with a bunch of guys but doesn't actually like them or want to have anything to do with 'em; leads people on

ex1. lifeguard who'll let you put your feet in the pool but won't let you jump in.

ex2. forest ranger who give matches to a pyro and tells 'em not to burn the forest down.
Hey look at that girl. She's such a dick tease, kinda reminds me of that jennifer miles girl who likes chicks.
dick tease by Cricket September 13, 2004

Dick tease 

To tease someone ever so tantalizingly, like when you lead a girl on by flirting with her often and never do anything with her. Or it can be even more extreme, such as if you've eaten a girl out for over an hour now and she's ready for the dick, but right as you're 20% of the way in, you pull out and walk out of the room.
After downloading LoL (League of Legends) for over five hours now, it says to launch the game. But right after you click play if updates for three more hours. What a fucking dick tease

She always acts so innuendous, but always turns out be just pulling a dick tease.
Dick tease by Eat a bag of dicks October 7, 2012

dick tease 

Woman or man creating sexual arousal to make a penis hard , usually by flaunting nudity
bills wife jogging naked is a real dick tease.
dick tease by r2d2+2 March 28, 2016

DICK TEASE 

Any woman at all that uses a tampon.
the DICK TEASE needs to take off her make up, it's ruining her skin as bad as her soured vagina.

Dickweasel 

A person whose attitude and manner of being is both being rude and not trustworthy
Did you here what Jason was saying earlier?

Yeah he's a real dickweasel!
Dickweasel by NocMedic February 11, 2014

Urban Dicktease 

When you submit an awesome word to Urban Dictionary and it gets rejected for no apparent reason.
Man, I thought our definition for Scripple was a sure-thing, but I got Urban Dickteased!
Urban Dicktease by dstyguy December 30, 2011
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I hit a real purple patch.

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