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tan dick
The result of masturbating too much to the point that your dick has changed color; a tan color or darker hue; self mutilation; rubbing your genitals until they are raw;
John: Matt's dick is sooooo tan!
Chris: Well yea he jerks it six times a day!
John: We should call him Dikembe Mu-tan-dick!!
Chris: Because he has a tan dick!
Chris: Well yea he jerks it six times a day!
John: We should call him Dikembe Mu-tan-dick!!
Chris: Because he has a tan dick!
tan dick by steve analton February 18, 2012
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Tokyo tan dick
Tokyo tan dick by Boooka December 7, 2019
Tank Dick
1. Someone or something capable of taking/dishing out extreme amounts of damage before finally being taken down.
2. Someone or something exceptionally cool, esp. if in a manly way.
2. Someone or something exceptionally cool, esp. if in a manly way.
1. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.
2. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.
2. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.
Tank Dick by wafflesmfkrz April 24, 2011
tang dick
Damn dude! I think that Hillsboro Ks girl gave me Tang Dick
Becca I think Aaron has Tang Dick. It was so sour when I was giving him a BJ
Becca I think Aaron has Tang Dick. It was so sour when I was giving him a BJ
tang dick by Mr.TangDick February 2, 2018
tanners dick
tanners dick by Tanners dick September 29, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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