dick tan

the process of tanning your penis, common on nude beaches

Yo dude, can I see that sick dick tan you were talking about?

by JuiceJosh July 20, 2020

tan dick

The result of masturbating too much to the point that your dick has changed color; a tan color or darker hue; self mutilation; rubbing your genitals until they are raw;

John: Matt's dick is sooooo tan!
Chris: Well yea he jerks it six times a day!
John: We should call him Dikembe Mu-tan-dick!!
Chris: Because he has a tan dick!

by steve analton February 18, 2012

Tokyo tan dick

A usually small and tanned dick with a mushroom tip.

Tyler i thot you were black and you wiped out a Tokyo tan dick on me god dam bitch suck yourself.

by Boooka December 7, 2019

dick-tanked

When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".

Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.

by Duckfluff October 15, 2013

Tank Dick

1. Someone or something capable of taking/dishing out extreme amounts of damage before finally being taken down.
2. Someone or something exceptionally cool, esp. if in a manly way.

1. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.
2. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.

by wafflesmfkrz April 24, 2011

tang dick

A word to describe a sour tasting Dick possibly from an STD.

Damn dude! I think that Hillsboro Ks girl gave me Tang Dick

Becca I think Aaron has Tang Dick. It was so sour when I was giving him a BJ

by Mr.TangDick February 2, 2018

tanners dick

Tanners dick mean that you have no dick.

“ You have a tanner dick” Tanners dick mean that you have no dick.

by Tanners dick September 29, 2017