dick squeeser 

one who is generally homosexual and rather likes to jerk others off

its me laurence id like to squeese sabastians todger

btw sabastian is a dick squeeser

dick squeeser by ninja ollie October 20, 2008

Dick-squeezer

Basically an asshole. A person that is annoying or has wronged you in some way.

Brian: Thomas stole my iPod
Austin: Wow, what a dick-squeezer

Dick-squeezer by Lockerguy178 May 8, 2009

dick squeezer 

A dick squeezer is a person who is so much of an asshole that they squeeze dicks for fun.

O.J. Simpson is a dick squeezer.

dick squeezer by inversecoma April 21, 2007

Dick-squeezer

A male friend that for some reason grabs all of their friends dicks, usually in social gatherings. They take pride with every single squeeze it's one of their main reason for living, if they don't get a squeeze in daily they will become depressed.

Greg: look out here comes Tony, he's a dick-squeezer

Mike: what?

Tony: hey guys(squeezes greg and mike's dicks)

Mike: what the hell, he just squeezed my dick

Greg: told you, he does that

Dick-squeezer by Some really really smart guy May 12, 2018

Dick Squeezer 

Someone who takes pleasure in squeezing dicks. They may be so infatuated with it, that it takes over their whole life. Whoever has a dick they wanna squeeze it.

Brian: "I don't know what it is, I can't stop grabbing dicks. Can I grab yours?"

Trever: "Fuck no, get away from my cock you Dick Squeezer!"

Dick Squeezer by Kezzezz February 28, 2008

dick squeezer 

It means to squeeze the head of the dick. But really people call each other it referring them as gay.

"Dude did you hear cory is a dick squeezer!?"
"holy fuck hes gay!"

dick squeezer by not jenn. April 19, 2009

Dick-Squeezer

a person or object that grabs and enjoys touching penises, dildos, and objects shaped like dicks.

Ian is such a Dick-Squeezer.

Dick-Squeezer by WebstersDictionary2009 May 13, 2009