dick snuff

one, usually a douche bag named kyle, who while masturbating oneself or someone else puts there nose at the tip of the erectus at the moment of ejaculation and engages in a snorting type of situation.

Kyle, you wont hang out with us at Matt's party, you stupid dick snuff!!

by mugdog4 December 18, 2009

dick-out shuffle

The act of moving from the urinal to the toilet in a public restroom while leaving your junk hanging out, often in a shuffling or sliding motion due to your pants being undone and not wanting to drop piss on the floor. Usually occurs after farting while pissing and realizing you need to take a shit also, sometimes quite urgently.

Can be fraught with danger if the restroom is crowded or there is a long distance to travel from urinal to cubicle.

Man, I was taking a piss and had to do the dick-out shuffle, right when a dude walked in!

by big mick July 12, 2012

dicksniff

one who sniff's others dicks

Crikey, you're acting like a real dicksniff tonight Cameron!

by markus23q September 14, 2006

dicksniffer

One who savors the scent of penis.

Matt was such a dicksniffer, he had forgotten the odor of pussy.

by Richie Sambora July 11, 2003

dickshuffling

When someone subtly adjusts their penis during a conference or meeting

Man, Jackson was definitely dickshuffling the whole time!

by Chocolate Anonymousse Cake May 13, 2016

Dicksniff

Dicksniff is a person (male, or female) who lightly sniffs the head of a dick after anal.

Jack Miyaph: Brozack, that anal was choice! You sure your mom won't know we fucked in her bed?
Ben Dover: Yeah Dudesack, she can't hear anything over my stepdad fucking her sideways on the couch.
Jack Miyaph: Let me smell your dick to make sure it doesn't smell like my asshole.
Ben Dover: No ripass, stop being a dicksniff.

by coylord420 November 15, 2020