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dick-out shuffle 

The act of moving from the urinal to the toilet in a public restroom while leaving your junk hanging out, often in a shuffling or sliding motion due to your pants being undone and not wanting to drop piss on the floor. Usually occurs after farting while pissing and realizing you need to take a shit also, sometimes quite urgently.

Can be fraught with danger if the restroom is crowded or there is a long distance to travel from urinal to cubicle.
Man, I was taking a piss and had to do the dick-out shuffle, right when a dude walked in!
dick-out shuffle by big mick July 12, 2012

dicksniff 

one who sniff's others dicks
Crikey, you're acting like a real dicksniff tonight Cameron!
dicksniff by markus23q September 14, 2006

dicksniffer 

One who savors the scent of penis.
Matt was such a dicksniffer, he had forgotten the odor of pussy.
dicksniffer by Richie Sambora July 11, 2003

dickshuffling

When someone subtly adjusts their penis during a conference or meeting
Man, Jackson was definitely dickshuffling the whole time!

Dicksniff 

Dicksniff is a person (male, or female) who lightly sniffs the head of a dick after anal.
Jack Miyaph: Brozack, that anal was choice! You sure your mom won't know we fucked in her bed?
Ben Dover: Yeah Dudesack, she can't hear anything over my stepdad fucking her sideways on the couch.
Jack Miyaph: Let me smell your dick to make sure it doesn't smell like my asshole.
Ben Dover: No ripass, stop being a dicksniff.
Dicksniff by coylord420 November 15, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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