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dick-out shuffle 

The act of moving from the urinal to the toilet in a public restroom while leaving your junk hanging out, often in a shuffling or sliding motion due to your pants being undone and not wanting to drop piss on the floor. Usually occurs after farting while pissing and realizing you need to take a shit also, sometimes quite urgently.

Can be fraught with danger if the restroom is crowded or there is a long distance to travel from urinal to cubicle.
Man, I was taking a piss and had to do the dick-out shuffle, right when a dude walked in!
dick-out shuffle by big mick July 12, 2012

dicksniff 

one who sniff's others dicks
Crikey, you're acting like a real dicksniff tonight Cameron!
dicksniff by markus23q September 14, 2006

dicksniffer 

One who savors the scent of penis.
Matt was such a dicksniffer, he had forgotten the odor of pussy.
dicksniffer by Richie Sambora July 11, 2003

dickshuffling

When someone subtly adjusts their penis during a conference or meeting
Man, Jackson was definitely dickshuffling the whole time!

Dicksniff 

Dicksniff is a person (male, or female) who lightly sniffs the head of a dick after anal.
Jack Miyaph: Brozack, that anal was choice! You sure your mom won't know we fucked in her bed?
Ben Dover: Yeah Dudesack, she can't hear anything over my stepdad fucking her sideways on the couch.
Jack Miyaph: Let me smell your dick to make sure it doesn't smell like my asshole.
Ben Dover: No ripass, stop being a dicksniff.
Dicksniff by coylord420 November 15, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022