dick sizzler

A male who is sexually attracted to tanning beds to the point in which they have sex with said tanning bed.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about Michael getting caught fucking a tanning bed?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's a real dick sizzler."

by Captian Rusifer May 18, 2017

Dick Sizzle

The act of hitting one's penis with a cooked hot dog

Lil Nick Dick sizzled Big Nick

by hsl love omg lol December 17, 2019

Sizzle dick

Small shriveled dick that looks like half a breakfast sausage

That sizzle dick is so gross

by Bungalo8889 June 8, 2018

sizzle dick

oozy pre cum

I had a sizzle dick

by periodwithtrans January 30, 2023

sizzle dick

A cock that some middle aged,hairy chested fat holiday maker has been sunbathing for too long eventually gets sunbrunt thats literally steaming.

Person 1 'Wo that fat guys got a red dick.'
Person 2 'No thats a sizzle dick.'

by slothcrab February 11, 2008

sizzle-dick-motherfucker

A person who is well known to back down when confronted by an ALPHA and/or is an overall pussy.
Also can be used as a general insult

Steve is such a sizzle-dick-motherfucker. He never stands up for himself

by Samurai Mai-Dee-Klong October 30, 2019