A male who is sexually attracted to tanning beds to the point in which they have sex with said tanning bed.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about Michael getting caught fucking a tanning bed?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's a real dick sizzler."
Guy 2: "Yeah he's a real dick sizzler."
by Captian Rusifer May 18, 2017
Get the dick sizzlermug.