dick rich
dick rich by mcgeester3 October 13, 2011
Words you can keep
Dick Rich
Is to be wealthy in penis; Such as if you are broke have no job , can't afford your own place(so your living at your boyfriends grandmas). The fridge is empty but you but you don't even care because you have some GOOD ass penis on demand. You are officially dick rich.
Deezie: girl, I am hungry as shit and ya'll ain't got nothing to eat up in here!
HBZ: girl, I don't care! I got me a dick sandwich on the way home!
Deezie: I wish I was dick rich like that... I'm about to go to Mcdonald's
HBZ:.........you'll buy me something? Hahaha
HBZ: girl, I don't care! I got me a dick sandwich on the way home!
Deezie: I wish I was dick rich like that... I'm about to go to Mcdonald's
HBZ:.........you'll buy me something? Hahaha
Dick Rich by thebudtwins January 27, 2010
the rich dick
Can be seen coming off of his Lamborghini Aventador.Usually named Trent, Marcós, Jayson, Chad, Peyton, Dominic, Sisqo,Maximus,Danté and more. Usually has a very priviledged spoilt brat sounding last name(eg. Trenton Blake)He is also usually very ignorant and sometimes a downright idiot but his atttactiveness still let's him play the girls. His hair is gelled (obviously). Wearing the traditional pidgeotto haircut or a comb over for style purposes or if (light skin, dark skin's even a volume flat top with fade(high) or a pompadour(in it's douchiest form)(all these haircuts if not blonde, died blonde) with a varsity jacket(either Palace or Off-White)black t-shirt,Fear of God heavy terry sweatpants with black/red Yeezys or he'll wear a white Supreme Box logo t-shirt with Bape Ultimate Black City Camo sweatpants (sagged of course) with Gucci slides(socks if you will,from OF that don't match at all) or sometimes just a designer tracksuit(usually Kappa or a leather Adidas one) . He wears loads of designer brands. His main faves are Bape, Supreme, Off-White,Nike and Louis Vuitton. Throw in some Axe A LOT of it. One sniff of him and you'll die.
His attitude is poo. When talking to his arrogant, vain, sleazy self. Listen to him brag about how good he looks (his 6 pack) and his muscles or his new Tommy slides or his new designer backpack, either a smooth Black or any shade of red(red being his favorite color).
His attitude is poo. When talking to his arrogant, vain, sleazy self. Listen to him brag about how good he looks (his 6 pack) and his muscles or his new Tommy slides or his new designer backpack, either a smooth Black or any shade of red(red being his favorite color).
Scenario 1
Yoona and Cory: Oh no here comes Jayson look out!
Jayson: Yo bro get out the way before you step on my Yeezys and contaminate my new Rolex with HIV or some shit XD. Cost more than your rent bruhhhhh. (*flexes watch*)
John(Jayson's minion) : OOOOHHH SAVAGE
Cory: Wow, he really is the rich douche
Scenario 2
Henry: Who splashed water on us?!?
Samuel and Anya: It was the rich privileged spoiled school jock Maximus Dickhead
Maximus: XD My new Tesla did it without me noticing. It must've been on autopilot.
Anya: Yeah, right then do a favor clean us off (*smiles*)
Maximus: Yooo, obviously I did that on purpose XD. This isn't Make a Wish I don't do deeds for the homeless. (*smirks*)
Samuel: That's for children with chronic illness.
Maximus: Bro SUCK MY DICK! BYE PEASANTS. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO TALK TO THE KING AND BE IN THE PRESENCE OF THIS AMAZING BODY (*flexes muscles") (*Puts on designer shades.*)
*Tesla crashes*
Henry: He really is the rich douche, just as retarded as one too.
The rich dick is a very wealthy guy who doesn't care for other's feelings.
Yoona and Cory: Oh no here comes Jayson look out!
Jayson: Yo bro get out the way before you step on my Yeezys and contaminate my new Rolex with HIV or some shit XD. Cost more than your rent bruhhhhh. (*flexes watch*)
John(Jayson's minion) : OOOOHHH SAVAGE
Cory: Wow, he really is the rich douche
Scenario 2
Henry: Who splashed water on us?!?
Samuel and Anya: It was the rich privileged spoiled school jock Maximus Dickhead
Maximus: XD My new Tesla did it without me noticing. It must've been on autopilot.
Anya: Yeah, right then do a favor clean us off (*smiles*)
Maximus: Yooo, obviously I did that on purpose XD. This isn't Make a Wish I don't do deeds for the homeless. (*smirks*)
Samuel: That's for children with chronic illness.
Maximus: Bro SUCK MY DICK! BYE PEASANTS. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO TALK TO THE KING AND BE IN THE PRESENCE OF THIS AMAZING BODY (*flexes muscles") (*Puts on designer shades.*)
*Tesla crashes*
Henry: He really is the rich douche, just as retarded as one too.
The rich dick is a very wealthy guy who doesn't care for other's feelings.
the rich dick by The truth tellar March 13, 2020
Rich Dick
rich dick
A rich person who is better than people and knows it and likes to flash around how rich they are. They also like to mess with the poor and can almost never be trusted. They will do almost anything to make their enemies miserable. Only cool people look up to them.
The rich dick told the whole school that Dylan was bi and now everyone hates him.
Sally got made fun of by the rich dick because she got an ipod
shuffle for christmas.
Sally got made fun of by the rich dick because she got an ipod
shuffle for christmas.
rich dick by Joshua Edward Hernandez September 13, 2006
Rich-dick
Someone who is really rich and has spent all their money on their penis and male reproductive system.
Ben: How was last night?
Ashley: It was terrible, I had sex with a guy who had penis surgery, growth pills, hardening pills, cock rings, ball rings, tip rings, penis extensions, internal penis modifications, vibrating cock rings, vibrating ball rings, vibrating tip rings, vibrating dick bullets, cum stoppers, semen growth pills, enhancement pills, penis openers, auto milkers, penis clamps, ball clamps, condoms, ring-condoms, scrotum hardeners, ring-masturbators, a pool of lube, ball loops, penis sleeves, penis pumps, ball pumps, vibrating penis pumps, vibrating ball pumps, auto strokers, ticklers, penis cups, a remote-controlled penis car(lol wut), fleshlights, onacups, ball sheaths , a apple, and a replacement penis for when his penis falls off due to all this weight. He was a insane rich-dick.
Ben: What the actual fuck...
Ashley: It was terrible, I had sex with a guy who had penis surgery, growth pills, hardening pills, cock rings, ball rings, tip rings, penis extensions, internal penis modifications, vibrating cock rings, vibrating ball rings, vibrating tip rings, vibrating dick bullets, cum stoppers, semen growth pills, enhancement pills, penis openers, auto milkers, penis clamps, ball clamps, condoms, ring-condoms, scrotum hardeners, ring-masturbators, a pool of lube, ball loops, penis sleeves, penis pumps, ball pumps, vibrating penis pumps, vibrating ball pumps, auto strokers, ticklers, penis cups, a remote-controlled penis car(lol wut), fleshlights, onacups, ball sheaths , a apple, and a replacement penis for when his penis falls off due to all this weight. He was a insane rich-dick.
Ben: What the actual fuck...
Rich Dick
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