1 definition by BOTHACKED
Someone who is really rich and has spent all their money on their penis and male reproductive system.
Ben: How was last night?
Ashley: It was terrible, I had sex with a guy who had penis surgery, growth pills, hardening pills, cock rings, ball rings, tip rings, penis extensions, internal penis modifications, vibrating cock rings, vibrating ball rings, vibrating tip rings, vibrating dick bullets, cum stoppers, semen growth pills, enhancement pills, penis openers, auto milkers, penis clamps, ball clamps, condoms, ring-condoms, scrotum hardeners, ring-masturbators, a pool of lube, ball loops, penis sleeves, penis pumps, ball pumps, vibrating penis pumps, vibrating ball pumps, auto strokers, ticklers, penis cups, a remote-controlled penis car(lol wut), fleshlights, onacups, ball sheaths , a apple, and a replacement penis for when his penis falls off due to all this weight. He was a insane rich-dick.
Ben: What the actual fuck...
Ashley: It was terrible, I had sex with a guy who had penis surgery, growth pills, hardening pills, cock rings, ball rings, tip rings, penis extensions, internal penis modifications, vibrating cock rings, vibrating ball rings, vibrating tip rings, vibrating dick bullets, cum stoppers, semen growth pills, enhancement pills, penis openers, auto milkers, penis clamps, ball clamps, condoms, ring-condoms, scrotum hardeners, ring-masturbators, a pool of lube, ball loops, penis sleeves, penis pumps, ball pumps, vibrating penis pumps, vibrating ball pumps, auto strokers, ticklers, penis cups, a remote-controlled penis car(lol wut), fleshlights, onacups, ball sheaths , a apple, and a replacement penis for when his penis falls off due to all this weight. He was a insane rich-dick.
Ben: What the actual fuck...
by BOTHACKED April 4, 2017