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dick poo 

to have an orgasim and your penis shoots a large load of semen
that was the best dick poo i have ever felt
dick poo by phil February 9, 2005

poo poo dick 

(n.) The case in which the aftermath of anal fornication with an unsuspecting and/or significant other produces the unfortunate yet evidential event of a shit covered baby maker.
"you didn't have butt sex with her" Response: "Nah fool, i got that poo poo dick"
poo poo dick by Sorento May 31, 2006

poo poo dick nigga 

ur mom, but not the editors mom. the editors mom is cool.
poo poo dick nigga in yo mom haha bitch
fuck you

Poo Dick 

A guy who fucks another guy in the ass and gets fecal matter on his penis.
Boy are you some sort of a poo dick fuckin guys in the ass.
Poo Dick by Jomac1227 February 14, 2019

poo poo shit dick ass 

When you poop out of your dick but realized the shit smothered all over your dick
Fuck what will I do with all this poo poo shit dick ass on my pee pee whole

poo poo shit dick 

What you get if you have anal sex and your partner shits on your penis.
"Oh my god, Jodie shat on my penis last night."
"Damn, sounds like you got a case of poo poo shit dick."
poo poo shit dick by Chase Manley October 24, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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