dick poo

The residue left on the dick after anal sex.

If she would have wiped better, I wouldn't have dick poo.

by OICU812 September 12, 2008

dick poo

to have an orgasim and your penis shoots a large load of semen

that was the best dick poo i have ever felt

by phil February 09, 2005

Poo Dick

A guy who fucks another guy in the ass and gets fecal matter on his penis.

Boy are you some sort of a poo dick fuckin guys in the ass.

by Jomac1227 February 14, 2019

poo poo dick

(n.) The case in which the aftermath of anal fornication with an unsuspecting and/or significant other produces the unfortunate yet evidential event of a shit covered baby maker.

"you didn't have butt sex with her" Response: "Nah fool, i got that poo poo dick"

by Sorento May 31, 2006

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