dick poo 

The residue left on the dick after anal sex.

If she would have wiped better, I wouldn't have dick poo.

dick poo by OICU812 September 12, 2008

dick poo 

to have an orgasim and your penis shoots a large load of semen

that was the best dick poo i have ever felt

dick poo by phil February 9, 2005

poo poo dick 

(n.) The case in which the aftermath of anal fornication with an unsuspecting and/or significant other produces the unfortunate yet evidential event of a shit covered baby maker.

"you didn't have butt sex with her" Response: "Nah fool, i got that poo poo dick"

poo poo dick by Sorento May 31, 2006

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ur mom, but not the editors mom. the editors mom is cool.

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Poo Dick 

A guy who fucks another guy in the ass and gets fecal matter on his penis.

Boy are you some sort of a poo dick fuckin guys in the ass.

Poo Dick by Jomac1227 February 14, 2019

poo poo shit dick ass 

When you poop out of your dick but realized the shit smothered all over your dick

Fuck what will I do with all this poo poo shit dick ass on my pee pee whole

poo poo shit dick ass by Penisgoblin523 October 24, 2019

poo poo shit dick 

What you get if you have anal sex and your partner shits on your penis.

"Oh my god, Jodie shat on my penis last night."
"Damn, sounds like you got a case of poo poo shit dick."

poo poo shit dick by Chase Manley October 24, 2006