Dick person
Michelle Obama is a dick person by being the first first man, not the first lady by having a penis in a position of power pretending to be a woman.
Dick person by Rowdorr August 2, 2019
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dick sucking gay person
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dick sucking gay person by FornitePlayer69 March 6, 2024
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a person that sucks a lot of dick
a person that sucks a lot of dick by Derp god November 14, 2017
person attached to your dick
N. A fuck buddy for whom you're starting to develop feelings. It's not just about the sex anymore, but when your relationship expands to accommodate and appreciate your fuck buddy's personality, character, tastes, etc. It's when you look at his dick and see the person it is attached to.
Laura: "It took me some time to sort this out, but I...I think I've grown to like the person attached to your dick."
Jordi: *blushing* "Oh...thanks!"
Jordi: *blushing* "Oh...thanks!"
person attached to your dick by Nicnoc October 12, 2010
National Punch a tall person in the Dick day
November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.
Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”
National Punch a tall person in the Dick day by bloodyfoot October 12, 2021
Dick Parsons
Any type of man with a large penis and a knack for being able to fornicate with any woman he desires. He is easily the best looking person in any room he walks into and has been know to use his encyclopedia sized list of pick up lines to bang any girl or guy he pleases.
I was dancing with this girl all night and i thought we were gonna leave together until a Dick Parsons walked into the room and she immediately started sucking his dick on the dance floor.
Dick Parsons by desothelioma September 15, 2009
Big Dick personality
cocky straightforward
When someone has a large personality that makes them more attractive and seem more boastful.
When someone has a large personality that makes them more attractive and seem more boastful.
Keke: did you see Jason? He had such a big dick personality after a couple drinks.
Derek: Damn, he makes me feel like I have an average dick personality
Derek: Damn, he makes me feel like I have an average dick personality
Big Dick personality by TinklePower July 29, 2018
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