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The meatiness of a throbbing cock's shaft.
A nympho vegetarian only eats dick meat.
dick meat by mojosolodolo July 5, 2012

Dick-Meat Sammy 

(noun) Short for dick-meat sandwhich, which is anything relating to the dick meat(penis, wiener, cock, etc.)
"come get some dick-meat sammy"

"that bitch was hungry so I fed her the dick-meat sammy"

meat dick 

The opposite of whiskey dick, resulting from the consumption of excessive amounts of various meats and the excitement and adrenaline that go along with the primal urge to slather one's face in dead animal. Meat dick erections often last more than 4 hours.
That pastrami sandwich gave me massive meat dick
meat dick by eluminaught January 4, 2011

meat headed dick waffle 

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

Dickmeat 

1)The essential properties of the male anatomy
2)Somebody who exhibits steadfast incompetence; a useless person
3)An insult; someone lacking social graces.
4)A man who is only good for sex.
5)An exclamatory.
6)Not an ingredient of dick-cheese-burgers, contrary to popular belief.
The woman was fienin’ for it, so I gave her the ol’ dickmeat.

We would have been on time if it wasn’t for dickmeat over here.

Hey dickmeat, fuck off somewhere, will ya?

Man, that dude pickin’ up all the ladies is pure dickmeat.

*drops hammer on toe* Dickmeat!

A dick-cheese-burger!? Does that have dick meat in it?
Dickmeat by Primeau January 4, 2009

Dickmeat 

Dickmeat
1)The essential properties of the male anatomy
2)Somebody who exhibits steadfast incompetence; a useless person
3)An insult; someone lacking social graces.
4)A man who is only good for sex.
5)An exclamatory.
6)Not an ingredient of dick-cheese-burgers, contrary to popular belief.
The woman was fienin’ for it, so I gave her the ol’ dickmeat.

We would have been on time if it wasn’t for dickmeat over here.

Hey dickmeat, fuck off somewhere, will ya?

Man, that dude pickin’ up all the ladies is pure dickmeat.

*drops hammer on toe* Dickmeat!

A dick-cheese-burger!? Does that have dickmeat in it?
Dickmeat by Promospaien November 29, 2007